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  • Dedicated to Shelly
                                    

pssst HEY YOU LOOK OVER HERE AND READ THIS!!!!! IF YOU IGNORE THIS I WILL ASSASSINATE YOU!!! The title is probaly going to be completly unrelated so sorryzzzz P.s i luv me some dinos

Story one

shelly and i made this up

I is a cheese puff in monkey land.So one day I ate a cheese puff then threw up three in 20 minutes. i was satisified with my new pets so i ate them. Now i am old so i turned in to a cheese blob and ate my hand dipped in choclate sand and tomato juice boiled with clams. Now I only had one hand until monkeys ate the others. So i was a handless cheese blob in monkey land with candy cotton hair. Which i ate untill it rotted in my belly. So i threw up my stomach and rip out the hair but it grew legs and ran away. It stole my wallet so i chased it but i fell in a hole and turned into a lizzard. So i molted my skin and it turned into a liquid that a cave man put on his sallad. I havent seen him since he became famouse for selling me as chicken sause but became broke after.So i turnt into the cookie monster hit him with a shovel and said "C" is for cover up and thats ok with me. Then i was turnt in to a monster hunter and i stalked the real Cookie Monster till he ate me. Then i decided to chat with the cookies in his tummy till he got annoyed and threw me up. So I sat there feeling rejected till Shelly walked up and i shaved her chinchilla legs. so i got up and say Mr.Chinchilla dont go any where but he didnt listen. So Bob the bulider died of depression.

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