One day, a cat ran away from it's home and to Burger King. It steals a burger from someone and sits in a flower field next to Burger King. The cat saw a tornado swarm coming towards it.
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The cat got caught in the swarm, and it was about to die -- but NO!! The cat ended up having superpowers, and it pissed on the storm and stopped it. The sky clears, and the cat got another burger from the Burger King manager for pissing on the storm. The end.
