While you were force feeding the president honey buns, Rick started to twerk. "Oh my lord Rick, don't." Johnny said. "I'm sorry, but i can't stop it! My body is being controlled!"
There's a big flash, and a blue humanoid creature appears. It has long ears and pink details. Johnny slowly looks from Valentine to the creature. "President, why the actual FUCK are you making Rick TWERK?!"
"Bwewaz i kwa" (Because i can) He replies, with a mouth full of honey buns. "Tsk. This is madness. Whatever that creature does, if you stop making Rick twerk i'll stop feeding you honey buns. Deal?" "Deal." The blonde president replies. Johnny stops pushing honey buns into the president's mouth, and Rick stops twerking. 'Not gonna lie, that was hilarious.' Johnny thought.
The world changes. They're back at the place they went to spot dinosaurs. It's still 11:48..? The boys decide to go back to camp. When they cross the woods, they see a blonde, muscular man with a straw hat and blocky facial hair. He's wearing a purple shirt and beige trousers. "Hey" He says, when he spots Johnny and Rick. "Hello" Both of them reply. The man introduces himself as Gyro Zeppeli, and the other two introduce themselves to him too.
They decide to set their tents close to each other, so they'll be notified if there's danger.
Gyro is sleeping. He snores loudly, but that's obvious. For some reason he keeps saying "Nyo-ho" in his sleep. It's getting annoying. I could just go "NOOT NOOT" every now and then, to let him know how fucking annoying it is' Johnny thinks. He can't sleep, as usual. He decides to go fucking NOOT NOOT.
Suddenly, Johnny hears a sound. Not just a sound, it's a person walking towards them. The person looks like he is a male, has short, dark brown hair and wears some kind of round, white goggles..
"Hello, could i put my tent close to yours?" He asked. "I don't want danger to lurk. If we're with four people, there is a smaller chance danger will get us."
"Sure, but what's your name?" Gyro asked, yawning. He woke up from the noise. "George Davidson, nice to meet you." "Johnny Joestar" "Gyro Zeppeli" "Rick Astley" "Nice names, everyone!"
It's morning. Everyone is up, and doing their own thing. Except, they're all on a horse now. The Steel Ball Run has begun. You need some (steel) balls to participate in it. It's a rough journey.
Gyro is taking the lead, with after him Diego Brando, who looks like the dinosaur from earlier. The rest of the people are in a big clump, a little farther back. Johnny, Rick and George are in a line next to each other, a bit ahead from the crowd.
Rick took a sprint and surpassed Diego. George was losing speed, but the grin on his face showed he just HAD to have a plan.
Everyone was losing speed, and Rick was surpassing Gyro slowly. Gyro didn't mind, since he knew Rick, and he'd share the prize money with everyone anyway. Suddenly, George surpasses everyone with a speed faster than Za Warudo. He's almost flying.
"NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D SURPASS ME, BUT CONGRATS!" Rick screamed, so George could hear. "THANK YOU, RICK!" George screamed back. "MAKE SURE TO GO REALLY FAST NOW, NOT LATER! LATER EVERYONE WILL HAVE SURPASSED YOU!" Gyro heard it, and shaked his head. 'George isn't dumb enough to say this. He must have a plan, and i know what it is. He wants everyone to think we'll lose speed later, so they go slow now and when we lose speed, they'll surpass us. But how are we gonna do this?' The sandy blonde thought.
Johnny was sweating. He heard George's message, and was thinking the same as Gyro. He looked around, and saw Rick losing speed. He bit on his lip, and tried to ignore the fact he might lose Rick. Suddenly, everything is shaking. Everything hurts. Pain.. Everything turns black.
Author's Note:
Today is my birthday :D
I enjoyed writing this, i love how this makes no sense and time is totally fucked up. 696 words!!! :D
