Santa was just getting ready to go give every child Christmas presents. He was just about to turn the corner but he then seen JACK FROST😩😖😏
Jack frost was the HOTTEST and SEXIEST man alive 😩😩 He was always known to get all the guys and gals😏 he was very segsy
Santa looked at Jack and said "hey Jack frostie..." Jack froze and said "h-h-h-hey s-santa," they both stared deeply into each other's eyes. Santa looks away cutely uwu. "So uh Jack.. I'm a ho-ho-hoe for you.." santa said. Jack looked at him and started making out with him grosfully and sloppily. When they stopped to breathe Santa looked around to see if anyone was looking and he then cried out "IM GAY FOR YOU JACK😩😩" Jack then made out with him and had saucy time with Santa for 3 hours.
The next day the whole world was depressed and sad because the children didn't get presents. Santa woke up more plump than usual, he screamed in fear "IM PREGNANT!!!!!!"
To be contitued...