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Nmj: so.....who did it?

Silence

Nmj: I'm not mad, i just want to know who did it.

Silence

Jin: well....

Jk: 👀

Me: don't look at me, i didn't do it.

Jm: neither did I

Tae: hoseok you're suspicious
(I just realized that I been writing his incorrectly my apologies blame my autocorrect 😅)

Hsk: hUh?

Tae: you've been quite the whole time so you're sus

Hsk: you can't just accuse someone just cause they're quite

Jin: often when someone is silent during a crime scene it just means they are suspicious

Jk: right

Me: look who finally decided to open their mouth

Jk: and so? It wasn't me, I was in the living room playing overwatch

Jm: I'm pretty sure I saw you in the kitchen and not in the living room 🤔

Me: what were you doing at 7:30 am JEON jungkook? 🕵️

Jk: sleeping

Me: mhmmm.....5:00 am

Jk: the fuck? What do you expect me to do at 5 in the morning?

Me: you're what were you doing......................at 4:20 pm?

Jk: like I said I was playing overwatch

Tae: but Jimin said you were in the kitchen

Jk: to get banana milk of course

Hsk: he ain't laying

Me: yeah and how do you know that? Perhaps were you two partner in crime?

Jk, hsk: yeah.....No

Jin: sigh gosh, are we seriously gonna stand here and argue in front of this broken motorcycle helmet like small children?

Yng: finally someone said it

Tae: well...

Hsk: hyung...

Jk: you're..

Jm: the one

Me: who didn't talk at all since we started discussing

Yng:

What do you think I am? 5?

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What do you think I am? 5?

Hsk: i thought you were 80

Yng:

Jin: what a waist of time, I'm outta here

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Jin: what a waist of time, I'm outta here

Jk:

Nah ah hyung you stay here

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Nah ah hyung you stay here

Jin:

Hsk: lil meow meow did it

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Hsk: lil meow meow did it

Yng: WHAT

Me: it's you

Jm: bitch tf i ain't a criminal

Tae: I'm pretty sure it's Jin hyung

Jin: what did you just said

Nmj: sigh I did it........i just place there and.....i broke it shhh don't tell anyone

Jin: you said something?

Nmj: nope 😓

Later that day

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Jk: wait it was namjoon hyung who broke it cause he was the only with the helmet and no one knew he own a motorcycle

Tae: oh well

Jm: ehh..

Me: sigh well.....what a good day

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