Happy Hoe‐lidays
[I love you bitches so mf much. I'm sorry if this is like..shit. I feel like I may have rushed it but I really wanted to have this done by christmas or at least after. You guys are seriously like my best friends ever and thankfully this pandemic was good for some shit. Which was meeting you all. You all are my heart. Enjoy. Tho it may be ass]
"Its the moooost shittiest timeeee of the yeaaaaarrrrr.." Kai sung as he sipped his spiked eggnog while Suga shamefully played the piano.
"I just wanna know...how is he drunk already?". Cam asked as she looked at the eggnog.
"Can someone take the mic from him already??". Aizawa asked as he annoyingly closed his ears with both hands.
"Hey I've got a question, whose idea was it to show up in these ugly ass Christmas sweaters?". Kiri asked as he tugged on the bottom of his.
"That...my good friend would be Jess." Shiggy said casually as he took his off chucking it on the couch.
Alex sighed as she stood up from the couch yanking her husband down from the steps. "Okay I think you've had enough eggnog for today..."
Kuroo chuckled evilly. "Heeeey why'd you do that?? This is the best I've ever seen him, don't make him stop now..."
Ania was placing Christmas ornaments on the tree as she raised an eyebrow. "You know, I have a feeling you had something to do with this..."
Kuroo shrugged playfully as he jumped to placed the star on the top of the tree. "Annnnnd we are dooone..."
Cam brought out the freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and placed them on the counter. "Can't forget about Santa's snacks."
Arri took one right off the place and took a bite. "Fuck him, im hungry."
Kiri wrapped his arm around her waist. "So am I, but not for this shit..." He mumbled as he nibbled her ear with his teeth.
"Hey! It's too early for that shit.." Bakugo barked as he and Sam arrived, placing their gifts under the tree.
"Oh Kitchen..ketchup or..kacching whatever your name is, it's never too early for the reaaaaal fucking food." Shiggy smirked as he gripped Yumi's ass, making her help.
Tamaki scratched the back of his head chuckling. "I..I see things never...c..changed. Its been...a..awhile since..we've hung ou..out again..."
Bekah laid her head on Tamaki's lap as they sat on the couch. "It has, and you people are still just as nasty as ever.."
Hawks stood up and cleared his throat. "Anywhore...dove.. did all of you bring the presents?" He says as he pulled a small box from his pocket.
"Shit...we were suppose to bring shit?". Dabi asked as he quickly checked his pockets while Nat eyed him annoyingly.
She bumped her hip against his. "Well I definitely brought mine!"
"Wait, was this supposed to be secret Santa or like...do we give our partners these gifts?". Jess asked as she sat happily onto Keigo's lap.
"I mean...you could've done either or. I got gifts for two people.." Stacy blushed as she scratched her head.
Yumi giggled as she raised her eyebrows. "I bet I know who the other one is for.."
"Shut..thee fuck...UP..." Stacy gritted her teeth as she 'playfully' smacked Yumi's back.
"So...while we're here..." Suga says as he gets up from the piano bringing a plate full of empty glasses. "I have a suggestion.."
