𝖳𝗈𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖬𝖾 // ᴀ Lᴇɴᴛᴏᴛᴀʟʟʏ Fᴀɴғɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ

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Garby

Okay so, he called..

HE LITERALLY CALLED ME WHILE I WAS SHITTING!?!

Nevermind, oh hey there people! Welcome to the 20th episode of "How fucked Garby's life is and how he fucks others lives too"

So while you guys were off somewhere THIS THING happened.

Did I say he? Sorry, I meant she, fucking RUTH?!?!

Look, I'm a mama's boi so I do not in any ways disrespect women but that hoe. Tch.

So this is what happened and seriously it was fucking intense.

I was chilling in my toilet, just had a shower, and was fucking SHITTING when some bitch decided to call me like fuck yeah! Don't let me shit in peace!!

"Hello!", I said.

"Baby!!", fuck, Ruth's a maniac.

"Oh! Hi bitch!", seriously Ale's tuitions are making me a total jerk but do I care?

No.

"Awww Gar, don't be so meannn!", she whined, as I said bitches only know how to whine.

"It ain't my fault you can't tolerate me.", BOOM! Lame but hey! I'm a amateur remember?

"You changed...", Okay so bitch! Now you gonna act sad and play the victim card? My shit is more important then you.

"I did, you changed me.", now guys! I was being very serious. Serious.

"And I want you back, I don't care if you changed, you're still the Gar I loved!" Okay.

"Sorry hun! I don't care if you love Gar, I'm Garby!"

And guys, thus is where I messed up. Literally.

"But, you still love me don't you?", Bitch! YOU'RE WHINING AGAIN?!

"I wish I did Ruth...", Intense Mode Activated, "But I'm gay..."

Yes people, I fucked up. I'm gay now well for Ruth.

"You...", bitch, I'm shitting, lemme shit in peace.

"Its okay Garby! Whoever it is, I'll still have you back!", Beep!

Okay bitch wtf?!

I'm sure she is a pansexual maniac. Wait wrong pronouns.

It is a pansexual maniac.

Y'all might be thinking that I used to be a sad depressed boyo who never curses but don't blame me, blame this two people, Ale and the author.

(The author is innocent guys.)

On the bright side, now I can shit peacefully without maniacs calling me but heck naw, maniacs are texting me.

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From : Random Bitch

   Garby, I don't believe that you're gay unless you have proof I'm not giving in your falsehood. I promise if you get a boyfriend in this one month I'll leave you alone.

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I could just ask Ale to pretend, no biggie.

Beep!

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From: Random Bitch

      Don't even think of pretending or I'll ruin you.

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Eh-

Okay guys, narrating is a pain, let the narrator narrate, I just wanna shit in peace.

     Okay then, I, the great narrator will narrate myself!

While our dear tritagonist is shitting in anything but peace our dear random bitch is planning. Planning what? Suspense ducks, have patience.

"He thinks I'll believe him?! He thinks I'll believe he is gay?", Ruth as in "pansexual maniac", screamed while looking at its face in the mirror in ITS room.

"You're mine, you're mine, you're mine!!", IT chants repeatedly.

No girl! He's Garby!

"You're mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!", it continues.

The door opens and a man walks in.

"Ruth?"

No bitch, its called a hoe, a HOE.

"Mine, mine, mine, mine...",it doesn't reply.

It forcefully hits the mirror and it breaks, not it, the mirror, and it starts bleeding- not the mirror, the it- still chanting an endless chain of 'mine'.

"WHAT THE HELL?!"

The man runs to it and tears his sweat shirt and wraps it around its- not the poor piece of sweatshirt, it- wrist.

"ARE YOU CRAZY?!", he shouts at it.

"Eric, tell me, he still loves me right?!"

Excuse me ma'am but you just offended the whole Garen fandom.

"Oh Ruth, he does, shush calm down.", he hugs it and consoles it.

"Eric, he will right? He does right?", It begans to cry.

After a lot of consolidation the man closes the door, it was asleep and now the big mansion where it lived was in peace.

The man roamed the halls and entered a small cistern, the water was dripping in there and there was faintly any light except that of a small lantern.

"Claire... I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore."

He smiles and falls to the ground with a thump.

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This was shit- Not Garby's shit LMAOOOOOOO.

GUYS, I'M GOING INSANE, so please bare with me this one chapter, think of this as a filler only the part where he says he's gay and IT breaks ITS mirror and the last part is important and the most important is GARBY'S POOR SHIT!

QnA: Should I add more humour or make it intense?

Kay, I'm too bored to write more, bye.

Word Count - 805