It all began on the bright sunny morning when gregory woke up, he was just a normal person, with a bit of a hangover, until he went to the toilet for a pee, and a dump, and he went towards the mirror to look in it, yet he couldnt see himself because he was a brussel spout and couldnt reach the mirror.
'oh no!!!!!! im a brussel sprout with ginger hair, and im scared!!!'
AND THEN HE DIED, DUN DUN DUNNHHHHHH!!!!! :(