I woke up and jacked off like I usually do, except it hasn't been the same ever since Reuben died. Reuben was my precious pet pig. I decided to try and cheer myself up, so after my morning cum shot I rode my horse into the village. I have a black horse whose name is Chris Brown. As soon as I reached the village I parked my horse and began assaulting villagers in the village. This is my favorite hobby, it's like cow tipping... except a lot more fun, and if I'm lucky I can sometimes get them to moan. After about an hour or two passed I decided to go look at the pigs and worship them. On my way over to the pigs I ran into this girl, she was different, and lowkey sexy. "Oh hey I'm so sorry, I should've been watching where I was walking!" she said as her cheeks turned red. "Don't worry about it! You don't see me complaining about running into a cute girl do you?" I said as I chuckled. "Thank you, I'm Alex by the way," she said. "Nice to meet you Alex, I'm Steve, and I happened to notice that you have quite the dump truck back there! sheeesh!" I said as I put my fist over my mouth. "If you come back to my place I can show you what a million bucks feels like," Alex said with a wink. "Of course baby girl, but I have one question before we leave..." I said. "And what would that be papi?" she asked me as she bit her lip. "Have you ever beaten the Ender Dragon?" I asked with a very serious tone. "Only like a hundred times!" she said enthusiastically. "Now that's fucking hot, let's go get this bread at your place now. My horse is parked over there," I said as I pointed my finger at Chris Brown. We held each other's ass cheeks as we walked over to Chris. I helped her up onto the horse and she sat behind me holding onto my massive boner so that she wouldn't fall off.
We finally reached her house, it was a nice place. Honestly a great place to make a porno, but we will schedule that for the next time we hook up. Anyway she showed me to her room and we both immediately started to get undressed. As soon as we were both naked as fuck she got on her knees and began blowing me, like legit not sucking but blowing. She was blowing my dick like it was a fucking trumpet but for some reason it felt so good. She blew so hard my balls almost popped. She then at the worst time possible took her mouth off my dick and my cum shot straight into her eye. "Oh shit my bad! That was supposed to be a throat shot..." I said with a smirk. She just looked at me smiling with one cummy eye. That smile made my boner have a boner, so I bent that bitch over and went right in. I was hitting that pussy as hard as that bullet hit John F. Kennedy. "Dayummm baby girl this is some good ass puthy!" I screamed. She moaned as I accidentally pulled out, my cum was shooting everywhere it was out of control. "Shoot some in my mouth!" she screamed. I pointed my dick and aimed at the center of her mouth. My fucking cum was pouring out like a waterfall. She was chugging my cum at this point. This continued until we both heard the door open, her dad walked in and he was wearing a skirt. This freaked me out so much that I accidentally pointed my dick at him and started spraying him with my cum. I thought he was going to beat my ass, but instead he opened his mouth and started to catch the cum in his mouth. This turned into a straight up threesome, but I was not complaining. Her dad was fucking hot! Anyway, I'm so glad I decided to go into the village, and I'm pretty sure we are planning on hooking up again, so stay tuned for that porno. ;)
