Boy online

My first blog

This was my first blog not the greatest but the most fun to make the lighting the sound . I don't really know how to describe it other than fun . So far I have had 183 views might not be much to you but certainly much to me . I love making videos now . it is hard but it is fun I've Said that about twelve times now ,but it was fun . The only problem was I didn't really now what to do so I done a intro then I done my few faveroute things in my room if you wanna see a few more videos give me feed back on YouTube and subscribe on the 15 September I will be doing a Q,A so comment down below on any video question you wanna ask me follow me on Instagram and dm me what I should do in future videos and questions theo lamb02 watch my videos maybe you would enjoy maybe you won't but hopefully you will this book is more of a paragraph than a book so I'm going to talk about my 2rd blog video I'm going to leave my very first video because it's not really a blog it more of a commercial

Blog number 2
I woke up and felt the sun on dark brown skin I weakly threw the covers off and I dragged my self over to the window and opened it up I felt the cold breeze of winter on my skin and I suddenly burst back to life I opened my bedroom door and I went down the stairs and got some breakfast and then went a got a shower I got dressed then I had a thought to do a what's in my school bag blog so i did it was a bit messy but fun ,,,, then I done some editing then I uploaded the video pretty easy did I hear you cry no the editing was hard all the different effect but it was all worth it

This part in my book is about me

Hi I'm theo I have bit of a Harry Potter addition I've watched and have all of the Harry Potter films and read and have all of the books and I have Draco Malfoy's wand and Ron Weasley's wand. I also love the Hunger Games . I'm a early bird but all ways late going to bed. My favourite colour is blue and red and my favourite book is girl online I know it's a girls book but is great my favourite chapter is chapter 2 it more expressive than any other chapter I think any why. My book has no chapter because this book is a chapter . You probably confused the truth is I am to
It's surprising how much your life can change in a matter of weeks it was last week I was always bored nothing to do now I'm never bored I always thought if I started a YouTube channel I would get 1 view I've had 195 view on my video and I'm so proud
2015 is the year of theo lamb 😂😂😂
I'm will be a star I will follow my dreams and succeed

Description of my favourite book
Girl Online is the debut novel by English author and internet celebrity Zoe Sugg, released on 25 November 2014 . The romance and drama novel is aimed at a young adult audience and surrounds a sixteen year old anonymous blogger and what happens when her blog goes viral. The novel is a New York Times Best Seller in the Young Adult category. As of December 2014 the book was the fastest selling book of 2014.

If your starting a YouTube channel read this important part 👇👇👇

As any video creator knows, the first thing YouTube asks you to do when you upload a video is to set a title, description, and tags. We've already covered titles-and today we'll cover descriptions, which are key to both engaging viewers and boosting your search rankings. Make your YouTube channel name unique and buzzer if you make it buzzer because if when people search it will come up with your videos make videos offer then you will be fine .
Your video description should provide a detailed overview of the video's content-not only to help viewers understand what they'll be watching, but also because it plays a huge role in searching it

This part in the book is good comebacks
I'd slap you, but I don't want to get slut on my hand.
Why not? You already have it all over your outfit.

2. If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart!
Go ahead, it's gotta smell better than your breath.

3. The 80s called. They want their haircut back.
The 1880s called, too. They want their joke back.

4. You must've been born on the highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
You must've been born at the pound, because you're a son of a bitch.

5. Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?
Couldn't help it. One look at you and I started to vomit.

6. Tell you mom I said hi.
I'll tell her you hope to get that little thing up next time, too!

7. Does that shirt come with a dimmer switch?
Does your mouth come with a mute button?

8. Kiss my ass!
Not until you shave it.

9. Do your hear that? It's the sound of no one caring.
I didn't quite catch it. All I heard was the sound of an ass wipe talking.

10. I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
I don't doubt it. You're definitely a loser.

11. You have something on your chin. No, the third one down.
Why don't you wipe it off for me and put it in one of those bags under your eyes?

12. Nice tan. Orange is my favorite color.
Mine's brown. That's why I love your teeth.

13. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap a better argument than yours.
Well it would be a nice change from all the crap that's been coming out of your mouth!

14. If you were anymore of a bitch, you'd have puppies.
Yeah, and then you wouldn't be the only dog in the room.

15. Is that perfume or marinade?
Actually, it's jerk repellent, but it doesn't seem to be working.

16. I'm busy now. Can I ignore you later?
The same way you ignore the fact that you're a douche?

17. That's funny. You're giving my middle finger a boner.
Your girl told me it's the only boner you can get.

18. Don't get your panties in a bunch!
I won't. They're on the floor next to your mother's bed.

19. Do they make those pants in men's sizes?
Why, are you looking for something to get your wife?

20. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
I thought your boyfriend was gay, 'til I slept with him.

You've come to the end of my book that is a lot like a paragraph but hope you enjoyed it

To be continued part 2 out on 22 nd September

My next book will be a lot longer and a lot better I will start writing it every day