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Go go, new gun

Go go, new gun

Ford and Stan were on their way to california to visit the twins. It was a friday, around 2 when they arrived. The twins’s parents had arranged for them to go and pick up the twins. Not that they needed picking up but they wanted to. 
Mabel was the first out of school, she instantly saw them. 
“Grunkle stan! Grunkle ford!” she shouted, running up to greet them “why are you here?” she questioned. 
“We came to see you,” Ford said. “Where's dipper?” 
“Oh, me and dipper were split up, because apparently it was better for us.” she said, sadly. Neither dipper or Mabel wanted to be split up. 
After about 20 minist dipper still hasn't come out. 
“Not again,” Mabel muttered as she ran to the back of the school. Stan and Ford followed her. 
When they got to the back there was a group of boys, 
“You should have done our homework, star boy” one of them said, kicking the person on the floor. 
“Leave my brother alone!” Mabel shouted. The boys forze. 
“Why should we, weirdo” he laughed. They had not seemed to knotis stan or ford yet. 
“I suggest you leave him alone, '' Ford said, holding his new gun that was meant to kill demons, but the boys didnt know that. 
“W-who are you?” the kid asked. A few boys ran away but most of them stayed. 
“Im his great uncle” 
“I bet your guns fake” he said, 
“My guns are as real as my brother's criminal record” Ford said, Stan laughed. 
“That right,” Stan said, showing off his brass things he'd used to punch the zombies. 
“Why should we listen to you? Your old men, you can't do anything to me” he said, the other boys had run off by now. 
“Last summer we defeated a demon and survived an apocalypse.” Stan said. Smirking. 
“And i've lived in the multiverse for 30 years” ford said, 
“None of that's real” the boy said. 
“Isn't it,” Ford asked, playing with his gun, smirking. The boy looked sacred. He ran off. 
“Grunkle ford? Grunkle stan?” dipper asked. Ford put his gun back in his bag.
“Yep, it's nice to see you again kid” ford said, helping dipper us. 
“What are you doing here?” he asked, as they started to walk to the front of the school. 
“We wanted to come visit you,” Stan said. 
“Grunkle ford, did you really have to get your gun out? And since when can you be so creepy” dipper asked. 
“Dipper, I've lived in the multiverse for 30 years. And I was ‘friend’ with a cipher for 6 years,” Ford said. 
“Oh, right” 
“Well, I doubt those bullies will ever come near you again,” Stan laughed. The family walked back to the house.
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This is small but its funny and cute, well in my opinion. I had fun writing it.