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Fuck you ugly face!

Fuck you ugly face!

Dipper had always been a demon and wasn't scared to use his powers around mabel. He never told anyone else but when stan found out stan didn't care. In fact he used dipper to get stuff for him. Dipper didn't mind. At least he got to use his powers.
Right now dipper was trying his best not to set stan on fire. The portal had been activated and ford had come through. Dipper and Ford satn on the floor playing d,d and more d.
"Oh, why, why with this? You wanna break a record, Ford? You already got it with world's nerdiest old man." stan argued, dipper watched as both of the men fought. Stan picked up the dag that created the infinity sided dice.
"Grunkle Stan, wait!" dipper shouted. Stan strew the bag on the floor. It rolled.
The d,d and more d characters appeared before them.
"Mortals of dimension 46'\, kneel before me and..." he rolls a dice "...snivel! I am Probabilitor! The greatest wizard in all of mathology! Give or take an error of 0.4." probilitor said, dipper looked disgusted.
"Is this normal?" Stan asked, everyone shrugged. Dipper had to keep up his childish personality around Ford or he would get caught.
"Have you come to send us on the quest of a lifetime because we're the smartest players you've ever met?" dipper asked, nervously. He hated this.
"You are the smartest players I've ever met! That's why I'm going to eat your brains to gain your intelligence. It's what I do." ugly face said.
"What!" Dipper yelled, even though he didn't do that and he'd done some weird stuff.
"Seize them!" ugly face said. Ford pulled out his gun out
"Your math is no match for my gun, you idiot!" ford said. He grabs dippers and ford and they get to the forest.
After being tied up, dipper stayed quiet. If Mabel and Stan did not come quick enough he'd have to use his powers.
"What do we do? What do we do?" Dipper asked ford. He might have seemed as though he was freaking out, but he was completely calm on the inside. He'd been through worse.
"Stop thinking, Dipper! The more wrinkly your brain gets, the more he'll want to eat it!" Ford told him.
Stan Mabel and Grenada turned up and ugly face challenged them to a game of d,d and more d.
Ford was changed into some kind of wizard, whilst dipper was in his demon form.
A black and blue suit with a small top hat, he had pointy ears.
"Ah! My ears! They're so pointy!" ford said, touching his ears. He looked at dipper, why did dipper get a suite?
"These shoes are so uncunfabel" dipper complained, they were boots. He usually had fancy shoes.
A creacher with a hammer ran after them. Dipper tried to talk to mabel through his magic and it worked
'Mabel, I need my powers, if I use them with them being a power then ford wont suspect anything' he tried to say, but it wouldn't work.
After a bit of being chased and explaining the game to Stan and mabel. Dipper played along until the inpassabest came and Dipper was done with the game.
He lit fire in his hands and turned back to his normal size. Burning the bord and turning ford back to normal.
"That cheating!" ugly face told him, dipper glared. Not like he'd just cheated himself.
"Fuck you ugly face you annoying arce, im not playing your stupid game and you wont be eating anyone brains ever again" dipper yelled, burning them. Laughing slightly.
"Umm... bro-bro" mabel said, dipper span round and saw ford, he looked angry but at the same time surprised.
Dipper went back into human form. Ford looked at him before saying
"Language dipper"
Everyone bursted into laughter. After explaining to ford, ford didn't care that dipper was a demon but he did want to see what dipper could do.
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This was just something fun I wanted to write, hope you enjoyed.