James charl x noah neck (one shot/finish with ur imagination)

One

It was late at night. James is designing a new makeup look to impress his crush at school named gustav. 

Ughhhhh gustave is so hot. James thinks imagining the time when gustave twerked on the teachers desk before class. 

James chooses to make an ultra sexy makeup look- shit stains covering his neck. Why you might ask? James has a passion for makeup but also baking up bricks of his grandmas leftover diherrea. 

I will draw alluring clobs of shart featuring last nights corn to impress gustave. Since gustave likes my little pony i will also include rainbows because his favorite one is rainbow dash and i am also incredibly gay. It's like we were meant to be omg. James ponders as he recreates the salem witch trials in his bed. 

The next day*

"Hey gustave" james announces while smirking aggressively. 

"Oi mami pito hola, qué tal?" Gustave interrogates james suductively. James doesn't mind that Gustave is an illegal immigrant.

"Im doing bueno, mi amor...*bites lips so hard they bleed*" James goes feral.

"Rawr" goes gustave.

*faints*

Later in the infirmary*

James wakes up dizzy and desperately in need of a toilet bowl. 

Where am iiii.. James whines in his head since he is too closeted to speak. 

Nurse: Et seems you went into cardiac arrest in front of Mr. Jenkins 5th grade class. (British accent*)

All of a sudden the alarms go off. 

"OMGGG whats happening bruv?!?!?!?!?!" The nurse yowls in pain. 

Over the comms: "THERE IS A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING, I REPEAT THERE IS A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING. PLZ STAY QUIETLY IN YOUR ROOMS AND I WILL SACRIFICE MYSELF TO SATAN TO RESOLVE THIS CRISIS"

Out of the blue, the nurse goes into labor! 

Nurse: AAAaaAAaaAHhhHhHhHhhHHhh omg mah wotah brouke! (British*)

"Wait dont make ANY noise or the shotter will find us!!" James declares.

Nurse: *begins recited the McDonalds menu* AAaaAaAaHhhhHhHhHh *british accent*

all of a sudden there is a loud bang.

The nurse lay on the tile floor blood squirting in all angles from her humongous forehead. 

James looks over to see a mysteriously ripped boy lying in one of the beds, holding a smoking glock aimed directly at the nurse. 

James knew then and there he was the one for him.