Introducing... DIRG!

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     Remember the Tak Invasion episode of IZ? Remember the part when GIR yells into a mirror- type thing, "No! You're not GIR!"? Do you know who he was screaming to? Prepare to find out.

     "Tell them. Now!" "No! I won't say it!" Gaz walked by GIR. "Hey, GIR, you wanna beatbox for us?" GIR began to freak out.  "Uhh... no! I-I-I mean... no.. .not yet... maybe... I... um..." "O...K..." GIR looked into the mirror again. "Who's that?" "Aiee! Huh? Oh... well... um..." Everyone was staring at GIR as if he was speaking Finnish... ironically, he was just muttering. "Alright. I guess I have no choice. This is... DIRG." "WHO???"

      "DIRG. My other personality! I can see him through this mirror." "Let me out of here, already!" "OK, fine!" GIR began beatboxing. Before the other 5 could figure out what happened, DIRG came out of the mirror, but GIR went in the mirror. "S'up, guys? Hello, GIRL..." "Um... hi, DIRG." "Don't you dare!" Now that they all met DIRG, that robot began to grow even more mischievous. One day, DIRG himself beatboxed! Once he was out, he grabbed Zim's LifeSlicer345 and "sliced" himself! Both DIRG and GIR were out of the mirror.

      What DIRG didn't know was that mirror had to have somebody inside of it. "AHHHHHHHH" Both robots suddenly realized that voice. "GIRL!"They ran to the mirror. GIR and DIRG grabbed each of GIRL's hands and pulled. Hard. Eventually, GIRL broke free from the mirror. "I thought I was going to be squished!" GIR jumped back into the mirror. "Good idea." "DIRG, no!" DIRG pushed the mirror, which smashed it.

      Meanwhile, inside the Mirror... World... thing... GIR curled up into a ball. "There's no way I can get out now! DIRG wins." While GIR was crying to himself, GIRL was also crying. Mia and Kim walked through door. "GIRL, could you give us a hand-- what the?!" "DIRG broke the mirror!" Kim quickly grabbed every piece of the mirror. Mia, using her Irken technology, placed each piece together accordingly.

      "Wait a second! One piece is missing!" DIRG had it behind his back. GIRL ran off crying into the other room. "Arugh! Why can't I get her over!" DIRG accidentally threw his mirror piece into the air. Kim caught it and placed it where it belonged. "Good thing I'm an acrobat!" Once the mirror was fixed, GIR came out, DIRG went in.

       Mia pointed to GIRL's room.  "I heard my GIRL's been upset about something..." "GIR!" GIRL was overwhelmed with joy. After a few hugs and some twirls, GIRL looked at the mirror. "Bring DIRG out." "What? Just tell me right here." "No! I want you out!" GIR beatboxed, and out came DIRG.  "Come, DIRG." POW! "I deserved that."

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