Star Wars Chat Room (SWCR)

The joke

[Anakin has entered the chat]

[Entered the chat, Yoda has]

[Chancellor has entered the chat]

Chancellor: It's hard keeping up two accounts.

Yoda: Have two accounts, why do you?

Anakin: Are some kind of evil dark lord?

Chancellor: Uhhh... no?

Anakin: Oh okay for a second there I thought you were some evil dark lord

[Chancellor has left the chat]

Yoda: Leave the chat, why did he?

Anakin: Nobody knows and nobody cares.

[Left the chat, Yoda has]

Anakin: Oh wow, left all alone.

[Mace Windu has entered the chat]

[Ki-Adi-Mundi has entered the chat]

[Obi-Wan Kenobi has entered the chat]

[Ahsoka Tano has entered the chat]

[Shmi Skywalker has entered the chat]

[Darth Maul has entered the chat]

[Padmé Amidala has entered the chat]

[Princess Leia has entered the chat]

[Han Solo has entered the chat]

Mace: Yo Anakin, heard you needed a hand.

Anakin: Dammit Mace, if that's how it's going to be. Hey mace, heard you needed a window repair.

Mace: Dude, that's too harsh man.

Han: Damn Anakin, I just joined and you're already this rude.

[Han solo has left the chat]

Princess: Geez dad you don't have to be rude. Gosh you're embarrassing me.

[Princess Leia has left the chat]

Obi-Wan: Dude you have just crossed the line. You are so dead.

Anakin: Oh shut up Obi-Wan.

Padmé: I can't belive I'm in love with a man like this.

[Padmé Amidala has left the chat]

Darth: Dude that's darker than the dark side.

Ki-Adi-Mundi: I came here for fun, not insulting people.

[Ki-Adi-Mundi has left the chat]

Shmi: I just don't believe that I raised my son to be rude.

[Shmi Skywalker has left the chat]

Obi-Wan: Damn even your mom left you.

Darth: That's nothing, the wife left him. That's something.

Ahsoka: Since when Skyguy?

[Ahsoka Tano has left the chat]

Anakin: Dammit guys, you made me loose my wife, daughter, mom and snips. What else?!

Obi-Wan: I made you loose an arm and an leg.

Mace: Nice one Obi-Wan.

Darth: Obi-Wan? More like Savage-Wan.

Anakin: Dammit.

[Anakin Skywalker has left the chat]

Darth: It's just us now. Wanna grab tea later?

Obi-Wan: Nah, I'm good.

Darth: What about you Mace?

Mace: Sorry but I need to fix the window.

[Mace Windu has left the chat]

Darth: Oh well, guess I'll just have to repair my lightsaber.

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