harry —
+ 'we all die you ether kill yourself or get killed *AGGRESSIVE DANCE* WATCHU GONNA DO WHATCHU GONNA DO'
+ 'you wanna fuckin razzel dazzel?'
+ 'the next time i talk to you will be on doctor phil IF YOU DONT SHUT THE FUCK Up-'
draco —
+ 'wanna see a magic trick? *disappears*'
+ lucius: OK YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR'E ON TIMEOUT GET ONTOP OF THE FRIDGE
draco: this house IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE.
+ 'i'm not gay fuck you! *harry starts calling and he picks up in 2.1 milliseconds* hey babe were still having dinner with my parents tonight right?'
both —
+ harry: i had a dream that we fucked
draco: lol gay i wouldn't fuck you
harry: you wouldn't?
draco: i mean.... not unless you want to..'
+ 'i'm not gay like no way- *SWEATER WEATHER STARTS PLAYING* SHIT- *BISEXUAL PANIC*'
+ d: god it's hot in here
h: okay but why are you taking off my clothes
+ ' i would totally date you, marry you, start a family and scatter your ashes when you die but no homo bro'
'same bro, no homo though' o
AUTHORS NOTE: yes i ship darry to the earths core, what about it? - rella
ANOTHER NOTE: I DONT SHIP THIS ANYMORE, STAN HEDRIC,
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Fanficethereal /ɪˈθɪərɪəl/ extremely delicate and light in a way that seems n͟o͟ ͟ ͟t͟ ͟t͟o͟ b͟e͟ o͟f͟ t͟h͟i͟s͟ w͟o͟r͟l͟d͟.͟ this book will include gif stories, preferences and incorrect quotes, ect! multi reader, mostly gender neutral¡!
