Charlie Hey guys! Umm me and Yale have something we want to tell you.
Will oh shit you're pregnant
Yale Sienna you told???
Sienna I didn't tell anyone anything.
Will I was joking! Are you actually pregnant??
Charlie Surpriiiiiiise
Owen You're getting an abortion right?
Stuart Owen that's so fucked
Owen What? They can't have a kid! They're 17!
Yale Actually no, we're keeping it.
Owen Charlie, Yale I know you guys love each other and you're gonna be great parents some day but are you sure you have to time to take care of a child right now?
Sienna No. No they won't and that's why we'll be there to help. All parents have people that help no matter what their age.
Will yup. What's the point of having friends if they aren't gonna raise children with you? 🤪
Yale Guys we're gonna figure this out and we'd appreciate it if we kept this between us.
Will yeah no problem Stuart, Sienna, and Owen liked this comment* ____________________________________ I was walking through the hallway scared out of my mind. I got to school early that day so I could sign out the best film equipment before everyone else gets here.
I was so focused on my phone and my best friend of 5 years announcing she was pregnant that I didn't look ahead of me. That's when I bumped foreheads with her.
Rose Marie Losuven. She was one of the prettiest girls at our school, after Sienna of course. Well, maybe. I've always loved Sienna, she's never shown any interest in me or any guy in general. Sienna was one of my best friends, it was easy to love her. She's perfect. Rose was pretty perfect too. Or almost perfect. Her stupid hot muscular tall dumb dirty blonde deep voiced boyfriend- Vincent.
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Stupid Vincent's perfectly chiseled abs and biceps with his lame tattoos and non frizzy hair. Too bad he didn't have a perfectly chiseled BRAIN to match them. What did women see in him? Specifically what did Rose see in him? Rose was 16 and a senior in high school! What did she need his beauty for if she had it all?
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Look at her! She's perfect! ____________________________________ I smacked foreheads with Rose and heard my phone hit the ground.
Rose: Omg Stan are you alright? Stue: It's um stue and I'm fine. Are you okay? Vinnie: She great, thanks for asking. You dropped something Sam.
Vincent bent down and picked up my phone which was opened to Yale's pregnancy announcement.
Stue: No that's fine I've got it- Vinnie: Yale Meguin is pregnant?! Stue: Shit. Rose: Stue, it's fine. We won't tell anyone right Vin? Vinnie: Of course Sid, it's between us. Stue: It's Stue Vinnie: That's what I said.
Vinnie wrapped his arms around Rose and walked away
Rose: Bye Stue!
I would've said bye back but they were too far down the hall to hear me. That's when I heard a buzz from my phone. The a ding on my right and a ring from my left.
I know that sound.
That's the sound of gossip. Internet gossip. The kind that spreads around faster herpes.
I opened my phone to see a post from Grace Vernan's spam. Grace was the biggest gossip in our entire school. She seemed to know everything. You can't even take a piss without her knowing about it. ____________________________________
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gracezspam @yalescale this u?
wh0.vinnie damn is it charlie's? annie_clark mf who else's would it be? wh0.vinnie dunno seayenuh we really out here spreading rumors about people bc they rejected us 2 whole years ago- that's embarrassing wh0.vinnie you think I'm still tripping over that ugly bitch?
lilstuestud This is bs
Ellie._. As a member of the female community, I'm taking you woman card away. It is so disrespectful for you to take another woman's right to chose how she wants to deal with a situation. If Yale wanted everyone to know, she would've told them herself! liked by whosmaitreyi
sieruh7 wait do you actually spend your time collecting information about other people so you can "expose" them on the internet? That's kind sad.
