The arrow pierces the hilichurl sending him flying of into the open sea. Amber gracefully looks to the sky. "All in a days work" Amber says smiling raising her hand to wave us over.
"Hey Sucrose, how bout you grab us all this treasure for us" She yells her finger pointing to the mess of shitty artifacts that im never gonna use scattered across the ground.
"uh-um- ok!" Sucrose yelps back as she raises her hands to swoop up the treasure into her gentle hands. An excited gasp escapes her face, her ears wiggling she turns to look at me.
"hey, traveller a lay line sprout!! you said you needed this for your waepon didnt you" she says excitedly. She runs over to me holding out the material her cheeks flushed and rosey. I thank her kindly patting her head. She quickly flusters her eyes darting to the ground. "Well...It was nothing really" she continues her arms twisting behind her back "i mean i knew how keen you were to ascend your sword and..."
"We're here!!" Amber yells a map open in her outstretched arms. Her gaze wanders to a spot marked with a heart.
As we approch the heart we notice a small cute little twink standing stoiclly in the centre of the heart, the soft breeze brushing their deep ocean blue hair, a small book clasped softly in their hand. " Greetings it seems your here to work out this puzzle too" Xingqiu says gently smiling his soft blue eyes staring deep into mine.
We surrounded the heart on the ground in thought, Xinqiu slowly flipping through pages in his book. "well it says to obtain the chest two lovers must kiss atop the heart" Xingqiu says his words warm. Amber giggles. Sucrose sheepishly yelps her cheeks flushed, she stares at me but says nothing. Xinqiu continues "well it seems were in a dilemma then seeing as none of us our lovers" he says calmly as he looks into my eyes. My heart trembles as he says that.
Sucrose suddenly interupts " well i mean me and trav..." Her words are cut off by her loud gasp as she watches Xingqiu grasp me in his hands. He gently pushes me and i gracefully flutter backwards into the centre of the heart. His mouth falls behind my ear "Unless you want to be my lover" he says softly each syllable elegantly dragged. Uh how did he know that i had been watching rule 34 of him just the other day!!! I can feel his soft skin sink into mine, my heart beat in tune with his frosty breath that chilled the back of my neck.
Wait frosty breath. Xingqiu was a water vision holder. Frosty breath. Only an ice vision holder could have that. And the only vision holder i knew was ex lover Kaeya.
"FREEZE!" A sharp shout comes from behind. " was my 22cm cock not good enough" he remarked his finger twirling the band on his eyepatch. He gives a forceful kick onto my leg and i fall toppling over onto Xingqiu kissing him. His eyes widen as he looks at me and he passes out
Kaeya kicks me again and cackles "I already have a new girlfriend, isnt that right kara" i look over to see Kara hiding behind a bush egging kaeya on. " Anyways i just want your treasure" he gives me a sinister smile as he looms over the two of us huddling on the ground. "But NANI, why hasnt the puzzle worked"
Amber aims her bow, "Stop Kaeya" she shouts charging her bow. Kaeya smirks. "And what are you gonna do?" Amber furrows her brows and she hesitantly lets go of the string on her bow.
It deals 69 damage. Kaeya sniggers " Amber you fucking suck" he sneers as he throws an ice shard at Amber freezing her instantly. Sucrose charges in. "Kaeya stop this now!!" she screams. Kaeya laughs in return " And whats a support gonna do?" he says picking me up my the neck recreating the funny sasuke meme. Sucrose falls to her knees "i-i dont know".
Kaeya lifts me into the air as i choke . He slowly lifts his sword to my neck when the sound of watery footsteps come clambering towards us.
Suddenly a loud shout comes from over the horizon. "DPS Barbara!!!" Barbara bellows as weeb anime music plays in the background. Kaeya throws me to the ground. "Um... what" he says confused. Sucrose jumps to her feet pulling a bottle from her bag and throwing at Kaeya "BARBARA NOW!!" she shouts as waves of air trap kaeya in the air. Barbara casts a water shot at kaeya and it explodes freezing his entire body.
Sucrose smiles " i may be a support, but im one of the best" she says " and traveller i love.." her words are cut off when she sees barbara kissing me passionately.
"Thats for being my number one fan" she whispers in my ear as a precious chest pops up from behind us.
