louis partridge - i "fancy" you :)

debrief.

louis pov:

"my friends won't stop fussing about all of you," y/n said, clearly aggravated. the girl was sitting crisscross on my bed. she was aggressively typing on her phone. i let out a soft chuckle and she scrunched her face and rolled her eyes. her phone rang multiple times before she finally picked up.

"no." she said blankly as she stared at the screen, trying not to laugh.

"ryan promised he wouldn't be annoying." the girl on the other line said.

y/n contemplated for a good thirty seconds before she laughed.

"fine." she said trying to sound mean. she quickly hung up and i gave her a concerned look. she didn't say anything. no body said anything.

"whoth ryan?," jonah said.

"yeth, i have a thocker thonah," y/n said, mocking jonah. i leg out a subtle laugh. "he's just a friend i made recently," she laughed. "he's funny but i like to make fun of him instead of acknowledging it. " she said proudly.

"so like what we do with jonah?" i blurted out.

"aw, you think i'm funny!" jonah said. i guess he finally ran out of muffins to eat because his muffin lisp had gone away.

"i don't know about funny.." tilly added. she sat on her boyfriends lap, playing with his hair.

"do you guys want to hangout with my and my new stalker friends?" y/n asked abruptly.

"uh today?" i asked. it seemed random but it made sense at the same time. it'd explain why her friends were making a 'fuss' — y/n's words, not mine.

"yeah— you can say no if you want. you should probably say no. i bet you're busy— you know what? i think i might be busy too so let's just all say no—i'm sure they wouldn't mind—"

"sure, i'd like to come." i said , cutting y/n off. she seemed like she didn't want us to meet her friends. i assume that it was because her friends would embarrass her. i knew she didn't want us coming to see this catastrophe unravel but i couldn't help myself so i agreed. was it a bit mischievous? yes. do i want to learn embarrassing things about her so i can later on make fun of her? yes. plus, i wanted to learn more about her. i really hadn't known much about her besides the fact that she's VERY american and i was intrigued.

"you said no? i'll be sure to tell them." she said totally trying to get out of it. just then, her friends called again. this time, she picked up the first time it rang.

"they said they couldn't come!" she said, attempting to lie. (very badly, i might add)

"no we didn't!" tilly argued. she too, seemed like she wanted to meet y/n's friends.

"we heard that!" a male voice said.

"we're going to take y/n to our favorite spots in town! you should tag along." a girl said politely.

"we'll be there!" jonah said pleasurably.

"what about the other boy?" the male voice chimed in again.

"what other boy?" y/n said. she was actually kind of selling it. for a second, i forgot that i was the other boy they were talking about.

"the other boy is coming too!" i said with a gleaming smile at y/n.

"fine. i'll meet you at the shop." y/n said before she hung up. "alrighty, it's time for debriefing," she sighed.

"what are you talking about?" tilly said with curiosity.

"i'm showing you my stalkers." y/n said. she then pulled up a photo with her and four other people, whom i assume, were her 'stalkers'. for the most part, they seemed entirely normal. y/n clearly didn't think so.

"okay, this is sienna," y/n said as she zoomed into a single girl. "she's kind of like the mom of the stalker group. she's the nicest and she's very considerate. honestly, i don't know much about them. i met them like two weeks ago-"

"wait- we're going to hangout with people you've met two weeks ago?" jonah said, interrupting y/n.

"yeah. they're cool though. i already feel like a avid leader of their little cult they've assembled." y/n said.

"cult?— you know what, i don't even want to know." i said whilst shifting the pillow behind me and getting comfortable for the rest of (what i assume will be a very long) debriefing.

"this is annie." y/n started. "she's pretty nice but don't get too comfortable or she'll attack you without hesitation. she's really funny and laid back but she'll probably find a way to make fun of you." we all nodded at y/n as if she were a professor teaching a class.

"this is kaya," she said, zooming into the next person on the screen. "she's literally the most adorable person ever. she's like the baby of the group. very child like- but in a good way. if you get the sudden urge to give her a bear hug, just know, that it's a normal feeling that most people experience."

y/n spoke as if she was giving the most important presentation in her entire life and i have to admit, it was adorable. after a while, i didn't even notice the picture anymore. i was simply admiring her. something about her was so mesmerizing.

"now we finally meet ryan!" she said. "he's actually more funny than we'd all like to admit. he's definitely the one we make fun of the most but it's okay because he also makes fun of us. he's very... interesting. but i guess i can admit that i know he's a nice guy." she said. "welp that concludes the debriefing of today's subjects. any questions?" she said proudly yet business like.

"yes ma'am." jonah said, raising his hand. "are you sure these people won't kill us?" he asked genuinely concerned for his life.

"no." y/n smiled. "next question."

"What—" Jonah started

"can i come," tillys boyfriend chimed.

"duhhh. i like you better than all of them anyways." y/n said. i gasped, jokingly taking offense. she grinned at me while making eye contact.

for some odd reason, i wanted to impress her friends. they seemed kind of intimidating and i wanted them to like me. i had a feeling i'd be sticking around for a while and i just wanted her friends to like me. it shouldn't have really mattered. this was just another thought in the back of my head that i had no answer as to why i truly thought it.

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A/N: SORRY I KNOW IVE BEEN SLACKING. i also know this chapter sucks LMFAO. sorry it's so shortttt :((. louis pov is just kinda hard because i genuinely don't know what goes on in that noggin of his. i'm having writers block (and it doesn't help that i write these at 2am-) BUT I SWEAR ITLL START GETTING BETTER AND MAKING SENSE SOON- please disregard the fact that i sound like i'm trying to fill a essay with random words- i'm just trying to be detail oriented. ty for 350 reads! it's kinda crazy to me because the plot of this story literally sucks and makes no sense 😃. but thank you anyways! please bear with me 😍

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