Sloans Method

Joe's Bar

My name is Theodora Grey. I am Meredith Greys older sister. I am 3 years older than Meredith. I am 29 years old, I only ever focus on my career. I am a cardio God as Cristina Yang likes to call me. Meredith is an intern and well she definitely entered the hospital with a bang. Our mother seemed to favor Meredith over me. And even then Meredith wasn't liked at all by our mother. So you can see how bad it must've been for me.

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I was sitting at the bar after having an argument with my mother. And I was drinking my sorrows away. Meredith says that I shouldn't get in fights with our mother seeing as she has alzeimers. But that woman really knows how to make me angry.

Hey Joe can I have one more beer before I call it a night?

Of course. Here you go darling.

Thanks. Your the best bartender ever. You know that?

Aww aren't you the sweetest drunk ever.

I wink at him and start to drink my beer when I see a man looking at me accrossed the bar. I walk over to him because well I need laid. And he is hot

Hey gorgeous how may I help you?

Hi I am just a girl in a bar and you are a guy and I would love to take you home with me tonight.

Wow... usually I have to ask the girl to come home and buy her a drink first but you really know what you want. Your confident. I like that in a woman.

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I took him to my apartment and we stumbled into my bedroom. He pushed me onto my bed as I took my shirt off. He ran his hands down my sides and brushed his hand accrossed my breasts.

You have very nice breasts. Are they real?

What!?

I'm sorry. I'm a plastic surgeon and I nearly never see this nice of a body and it all be natural.

I lean up to him and slightly bite his earlobe before saying "this is all natural baby"
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It has been 2 weeks since I slept with that god of a man and I'm scared because I feel like shit. I feel like I might be pregnant. And to make things worse I never got the mans name.

I got to work and went strong to Addison.

Hey girl whats up?

I think im pregnant, please help.

We go into a room and she makes me pee in a cup.

I will have this tested. What is your plan if you are?

I'm keeping it obviously.

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The tests came back and I was pregnant and I was scared shitless. I was talking to Miranda when I saw him. The father of my baby talking to the chief and Derek Shepherd.

I suddenly felt a wave of nausea hit me and I tried to get down the stairs to the nurses station to vomit in a trish can but I only made it by the counter before puking my guts up.

Whoever is wearing lavender perfume is going to get beat the fuck up!

Everybody looked at me shocked and a little nurse ran towards the door so I knew it was her. Miranda walked towards me before saying rather loudly "oh my god you're pregnant!?"

I looked up at the landing where the chief and the man was and made eye contact with the man. He looked at me with wide eyes. And I just groaned.

I walked away not answering and sat down in an on call room with my head in my hands.

Oh god what do I do?

Are you pregnant?

I looked up and saw the man I had slept with 2 weeks prior.

I... I found out today.

Is it mine?

You're the only man that I have slept with in months.

Are you going to get an abortion. Were you going to get one without talking to me?

Of course not! For one I would never het one without talking to the father first. And two I wouldn't get na abortion anyways.

I'm sorry to have assumed but a woman has done it to me before and it left me pretty upset.

Oh well I wouldn't do that.

We both sat in awkward silence before he walked over to me

Can I touch your belly

You won't feel anything.

I know but I still want to.

Oh... ok then