50 Shades Of Green

Chapter Seven

I received a call around 6 weeks after that night I spent with Miss Piggy, she told me that she was pregnant with what would soon be our baby boy Fozzie. We agreed to meet up for coffee one Thursday and the rest is history.

~ Present Day ~

I was sitting at our breakfast table the next morning with coffee in hand and a newspaper laid in front of me, when I heard the unmistakable sound of Miss Piggy's heels walking towards me.

"Kermie, I took some money from your wallet to go to the salon, oh and I'll also be seeing Barnie later to... get started on a work project." Miss Piggy said as she was about to head out the door.

"I know you've been fucking him behind my back Piggy." I blurted out.

"W-what? Kermie baby, I love you and I would never do anything to hurt you like that." Miss Piggy spoke with such shock and surprise but deep down I could hear the guilt in her tone.

"Don't play dumb with me, I've always known." I felt a surge of anger wash over me, after all these years I'd finally built up the strength to confront her.

"What was I supposed to do? I'm married to a drunken frog who can't pleasure me and is a sad excuse for a husband." She retorted.

It wasn't at all uncommon for Miss Piggy to shift the blame in an argument and act defensive, but that last comment had struck a nerve and I was ready to throw hands with this bitch.

I knew that my emotions were becoming out of control so I stood up from my seat and walked upstairs to grab a suitcase, filling it with some clothes and other essentials before I headed out the door whilst Miss Piggy watched in silence.

I needed to leave this place.

I got into my pale yellow Volkswagen and drove. I didn't know where I was headed but my mind became clearer the further I got from Miss Piggy.

After a calm and quiet two hour drive I came across a cheap looking motel, I guess this would be my home for a little while.