You make me feel normal... [a cross x error story]

Chapter one: chocolate wars

-Cross' POV-
It was a normal day in the castle, quite a boring day if you asked me. We finished our mission early so we were in he break room hanging out with each other. I looked over to see error was gone.
'He's probably in the anti-Void'. I thought as I got up to go get some chocolate.
I walked to the kitchen and opened the fridge, only to see.. Every. Single. Chocolate bar. GONE.
"NOOOOOOOO!!" I yelled as I dropped to the floor on my knees and let out epic manly cries. "Suck it up cross, error probably took them.." Xchara said as he floated above my head.
(Xchara and cross are sharing a soul, but, Xchara can not feel the things cross does that would be quite wierd in some situations.. back to the story!)
I nodded in agreement as I opened a portal to the anti-void.
I walked through the portal as I saw error on his usual blue bean bag nomming on one of my chocolate bars.
"Error!" I yell as I run towards him. He turned around to see me running towards him. He quickly got up of his bean bag and started running away with the stolen stash of chocolate.
"Error got back here you dirty chocolate stealer!" I yelled as I blue souled him and yeeted him onto the floor. He let out a small gasp as he hit the floor. I ran up to him and took the chocolate back as he jumped up and used his strings to tie me up and take the chocolate back.
"Looks like I win~" he said as he walked away with the chocolate once again. 'Chara... HES GETTING AWAY WOTH THE CHOCOLATE!' I yelled at him in my mind as he nodded and took control of my body to get us out of the stringed cage we were trapped in. Once we were out he gave control back to me as I summoned my X-knife.
"Error... last chance.. give me my chocolate and I won't hurt you." I said as he just chuckled softly to himself. "You really think your gonna get this back? Nope! I know your weakness.." he said as he opened a portal.
My eyes widened as the hell monster walked threw it. It. Was. a. COW. I screeched as the horrid thing looked at me. Error was laughing at the fact I had a fear of cows. I teleported behind error and used him as a shield.
-Errors POV-
'Omfg.. this poor excuse of a skeleton is afraid of cows' dust had told me he was terrified of them but I didn't believe him till now. I laughed at the fact that a powerful skeleton like cross is scared of cows.I stoped laughing as I felt someone touching my shoulders from behind me.
I wiped my head around to see cross griping onto my shoulders using me as a shield. My haphephobia started to act up. I was glitching but not as bad since I knew and trusted cross.
I used my strings to pull cross away from me and he screamed because the cow was coming closer to us. I sighed as I summoned my strings and put the cow back into farmertale.
I looked up at cross as he was in-tangled in my strings, trying to cut himself free with one of his pocket blades. I dropped him before he could cut them. Cross fell to the ground letting out a 'Oof' like sound.
I got down on one knee and poked his head as he let out a low frustrated groan of defeat. I chuckled as I thought about something. "Hmmm..." I hummed aloud. "How about we half the chocolate bars? That's would leave 10 for you and 11 for me."
Cross looked up at me and said, half the 11th bar and we have a deal." I stayed still for a moment before nodded my head in agreement. "Let's get back to the castle before king grumpy decides to send the gang to retrieve us." Cross nodes as I gave him a hand to help him up.
I opened a portal as cross followed me through the portal.

Word count: 706.
Hope you enjoyed the first chapter! I will try and make new chapters as much as I can!