hermione —
+ 'i don't take drugs i take advil *cool guy syndrome intensifies*'
+ hermione: what do you call a man with a axe in his head?
pansy: axe body spray, get it? because the blood would SPRAY out.
hermione: no pans... the ambulance..... , YOU CALL THE AMBULANCE.
+ 'road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does'
pansy —
+ 'if you want empathy from me, you owe me FIVE galleons. You want any kind of comfort? TEN galleons.'
+ pansy: i just want someone to take me out.
hermione: like on a date or with a sniper gun?
pansy: .... surprise me.
+ 'apologizes before your therapist knows my name 😐🔪'
both —
+ *pansmione in the hermione's dorm at 3 am on a friday after drinking one too many butterbeers*
h: YEET YEET
p: SKRT YEET
h: YEET SKRT
p: SKRT SKRT
h: ROLL UP YEET
P: DROP THAT YEET
h: DROP THAT YEET
p: POP THAT YEET
h: ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy
p: YOU NEVER LOVED ME MOM
BUT I NEEDED YOU WOAH
harry from other room, contemplating death: SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR THE LOVE OF GODRIC.
ron: *screaming into his pillow*
dean & seamus: *too busy making out anyways*
+ ' pansy parkinson could spill hot soup on me and i'd apologize ngl'
+ hermione: *traps a spider under a cup*
pansy: *appears with two identical cups*
hermione: no-
pansy: *sets them down and starts to shuffle them*
AUTHORS NOTE: back at it again with the lgbtq+ ships, i'm literally OBSESSED THEY ARE SO CUTE STOP BUT ANYWAYS I LUV U - rella.
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𝐸𝑇𝐻𝐸𝑅𝐸𝐴𝐿 | 𖤐 HP SERIES
Fanfictionethereal /ɪˈθɪərɪəl/ extremely delicate and light in a way that seems n͟o͟ ͟ ͟t͟ ͟t͟o͟ b͟e͟ o͟f͟ t͟h͟i͟s͟ w͟o͟r͟l͟d͟.͟ this book will include gif stories, preferences and incorrect quotes, ect! multi reader, mostly gender neutral¡!
