"OHHH OHHH AHHH AHHH," The autistic monkeys screamed from inside the exhibit.
"Damn they really got some autistic monkeys fu-" and before I could even finish my sentence I noticed that all of the monkeys had dicks, but not just any dicks... alien dicks.
Before I could process what I just saw, the monkeys let out a big screech and nutted so hard that the entire zoo blew up from the acidic alien semen. But me being me i dodged every ounce of semen. Screams could be heard from people all around as they ran out the zoo covered in alien dicked monkey semen.
The autistic monkeys began to scream. "OHHH OHHH AHH-,"
"OHH OHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGA," I said interrupting the sped monkeys. "Y'ALL FUCK ASS NIGGA DAMN NEAR GOT Y'ALL SPED ALIEN MONKEY SEMEN ON ME."
All the monkeys became enraged and charged at me with their alien dick swinging and all. The first of the monkeys to reach me swung at me with its right hand which I dodged. I then jumped up, spun around, and kicked this nigga dead in his jaw sending him flying. The next monkey tried shooting semen at me with its alien dick. I dodged all the shots then pulled my dick out, shot a super cum blast at him, and sent him flying but this time to space. The remaining monkeys tried to jump me, which irritated me. I jumped up in the air, dick still dangling, pointed up and created a giant energy ball which I threw down at the remaining monkeys, killing them and creating a 100+ mile radius crater.
"Hmmmm," I said to myself. " I really just beat the fuck outta some speds... oh well."
I began to walk out of what was left of the zoo wondering why and how they had alien dicks, why didn't they just do a charged alien monkey dick semen attack on me, or why were people watching them fuck and not notice there alien dicks. So many unanswered questions that I truly didn't feel like thinking about since it was too much work, so I didn't and went on about my day. But little did I know the monkey I kicked outer space survived and would soon be back to terrorize the world with his alien dick.
To be continued
