Chapter 2. Seeing Things

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"I-I can't believe this! This is amazing! Do you know what this means Mabel?!" Dipper paced back and forth excitedly.

"That you get to work with a cute boy?!"

"Yes! Wait no! What?"

"Louis. Professor Waddles and I rate him a 7 on the attractive chart." Mabel held up a self made graph, covered in sparkles with boys faces on it.

"Why am I a 3?"

"Statistics show that girls are less attracted to boys who sweat alot."

"Me? I don't sweat that much! What makes you think that!?" Conscientiously, Dipper, started wiping sweat off his forehead.

"Point made."

"I don't! But aside from that, finally someones acknowledging that I'm not completely insane!"

Stan walked in leading a group of tourists with cameras and pointed to Dipper.

"Behold! The completely insane pre-teen!"

Pictures were snapped and the group kept on moving.

"Well that hurt."

"Pfft, Stan would try to pass himself off as an oddity if it would bring more costumers." Wendy leaned back and put her feet on the counter. "Don't let it get to you Dipper. One time he made me wear a $5 beard and than said I was the wife of bigfoot."

"Oh yeah, I remember that." Soos walked in carrying his tool box. "Remember when Mr. Pines painted me blue and said I was a mutant raindrop!"

Wendy cracked up.

"How could I forget! And the time when Stan put a sign on your back that said "Don't Feed the Animal Displays."

"Actually, that one kinda hurt dude."

"Aww it's okay Soos." Mabel patted his hand. "Here, to cheer you up, Prof. Waddles and I will move you up to a 5 on the attractive chart."

"Yes!"

"What!? How is Soos higher up than me."

"Soos has charm and no excess body sweat."

"Whatever Mab- OH MY GOSH!"

"Yo dude, what's up?"

"I just realized I never found out a way to contact Louis if I need to!" Quickly, Dipper  darted out the door, hoping the monster hunters hadn't gone far.

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"That's so weird! I went all around town and no ones even heard of them before. It's like they never existed!" Disappointed and on his way back to the Mystery Shack, Dipper kicked rocks irritably. One of the stones rolled near the edge of the forest where Dipper noticed three pairs of footprints. "Now THAT'S weird." He went over to the footprints and studied them closely. Could these belong to Louis and his companions? Dipper looked into the forest. Darkness stared back at him. Never had the forest of Gravity Falls scared him but there was something about the dark woods in front of him that made his hair stand on end.

He blinked then scrambled back.

Standing about 50 feet away from him was a tall man.

Dipper blinked again.

There was nothing.

Rubbing his eyes, Dipper jogged back to the mystery shack.

Mabel waved at him from behind the cashier.

"Where's Wendy?"

"She and her friends went off to toilet paper a house. Where did you run off to?"

Dipper groaned and sat next to his twin.

"I was trying to find Louis, but he was literally no where to be found!"

Mabel played with Waddles feet.

"You need to get a love life Dipper, so you won't just be known as the insane pre-teen."

"Yeah well that's literally no where to be found either!"

"I'm sure eventually you'll be able to find someone who's willing to put up with your sweatyness."

"I do not have a sweating problem! Stop it with the sweating!"

"Dipper nobody cates about your weird sweating disorder." Grunkle Stan came walking in.

Dipper sighed.

"Good news kids! For the first time in the history of the Mystery Shack, we his $5,000 in one day!"

Mabel started bouncing.

"We need to celebrate! Can we get pizza? Icecream? Confetti? Smile Dip!?"

"Of course not! But you can go upstairs and clean your room from yesterdays incident with Smile Dip!"

"Awww." Both twins sighed and grudgingly made their way upstairs.

Mabel grabbed a broom and started sweeping up the room, while Dipper sat in front of the notebook and stared out the window.

He blinked.

A white hooded man stood outside the window staring up at him.

He blinked again. Nothing.

"I really need to get some rest. I'm starting to see things."

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