Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots

Classic! Waluigi X Fem! (N64 AU!) [Tennis Match]

"You guys having a party?" the tall lanky stranger asks, the group look between themselves,

"Luigi isn't afraid." Luigi says, he flexes and swings his racket.

The stranger growls and stomps his foot onto the ground as his friend Wario watches him with an unreadable expression, "What was that, punk?" the stranger asks with a mocking tone as he approaches the shorter man,

"You heard me!" the two men growl at each other in the middle of the court.

"Hey, stop it!" the voice of (Y/n) cut the tension, the stranger looks up at the girl and instantly regrets it, "What the hell is wrong with the both of you?" she glares at both of them,

"I'm just wanting to play some tennis. But this green idiot won't let me." The man in purple replies while pointing at Luigi,

"You need to sign up prior to the event... whoever the hell you are!" Luigi exclaims,

"It's 'Waluigi' loser." Waluigi looks down at his rival with disappointment, "You should know this by now. We've been rivals for-"

"Shut it!" (Y/n) yells startling the two men.

"Feisty." Waluigi says, "I like it~" (Y/n) blinks and looks up at the taller male,

"Excuse me?" she asks, Waluigi looks at the girl up and down and gives her s sharp toothed cocky grin, "Creep." She turns around and walks back to the others,

"Hang on toots." Waluigi grabs her wrist,

"Let go of me." (Y/n) demands,

"Not until I get to play."

"It's your call Pea-" a figure lands onto the court and shakes the ground.

Waluigi pulls the girl close to himself and glares at the person, the rest of the group gasp and look at the new challenger.

"Bowser." Mario says,

"B-B-Bowser!" Luigi panics and hides behind his brother,

"You're scared of this turtle thingy and not me?" Waluigi asks the younger Mario brother, "Sheesh." The Koopa King glares at Waluigi.

"How about we all play?" Peach says,

"Only after he comes along?" Waluigi fumes, he points at the creature with his tennis racket, "I will not stand for this!"

"You get to play." (Y/n) huffs, "Be happy."

Waluigi lets go of the sassy female and growls, he grabs her hand and kisses it, "Cheer for me toots."

He winks at her and walks off to join his doubles partner, (Y/n) blushes a beet red.

Curse this stupid stranger.

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After a few random rounds, the newbie came out on top.

Nobody knew where he came from or how he's associated with Wario.

Waluigi grabs the massive trophy and laughs evilly, he jumps around the stage, "Hey! Imma number one!" he waves it in Mario's face and laughs, "Look Imma dance. Imma sing. Imma so happy!" Waluigi laughs again and looks at Luigi, who shook his head and decided to leave, "Eh?" Waluigi growls then he shakes his fist.

Literally everyone left after Luigi, except Wario and (Y/n).

Waluigi sticks his tongue out at the group then steps off the stage, "Bunch a losers." He mutters, he looks at (Y/n), "What are you doing here?"

"Aren't I allowed to congratulate you?" she asks, Waluigi blinks and tilts his head,

"You're weird."

"Oh yeah thanks. As if I didn't know that already." (Y/n) crosses her arms and looks away,

"I didn't mean it in a mean way toots." Waluigi puts a hand on (Y/n)'s shoulder, "I mean it in a good way." (Y/n) looks up at the Italian,

"Whatever you say." She sighs.

Wario stares at the awkward moment between the two, I ship it.