Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots

Vacant Stare [Dr. Waluigi x FEM!] (Doctor Lilac Au!)

(Y/n) waits in the waiting room to see her doctor, because what else do you do in a waiting room in a Hospital?

She looks at her watch in anticipation, it's officially twelve o'clock and the door to her doctor's room opens and a Goomba exits the room, she walks into the room and closes the door behind her.

"Bonjour..." the doctor looks at the computer screen, "... (Y/n). What do you need?" the voice of someone who obviously wasn't Mario asks the girl.

They were taller and thinner than Mario, wore a lilac coat instead of a white one and it wasn't fastened so she could see his purple tie, and his face was behind a poorly made Mario mask, his pointy ears out of place from the paleness of the mask.

"You aren't Mario," (Y/n) says,

"Of course I am you rat-" the person says darkly, "- of course I am... I uhm... had a growth spurt," their voice changes to a cheerier tone and they shrug,

"A twenty-six-year-old man. Having a growth spurt? And losing weight so fast? Too good to be true doc," (Y/n) crosses her arms, the man laughs nervously,

"Let's get this over with... What are you here for?" the man asks,

"You should know. You are my doctor, aren't you?" (Y/n) leans forward in her chair and looks at the man smugly.

He clears his throat and growls at her, "I prescribe you with a large dose of 'quit with the sass'," he says,

"Oh really? I'll quit with the sass as soon as I see what's under the mask," (Y/n) counters. The vacant eyes of the mask stare back at her, the man scoots away on the rolling chair and (Y/n) stands up to follow,

"Kiddo don't you know what personal space is?" the man's voice was no longer reminiscent of the cheery Mario but sounded more nasally,

"Yes. But don't you know fraud can get you into serious trouble?" (Y/n) asks placing her hands on the sides of the mask. She yanks the mask off the person to see nonother than Waluigi, "Knew it. Only someone as tall and as stupid as you, would dress up as Mario and fail," he growls and crosses his arms,

"I'm helping him out, see. Mario's sick and he didn't want to let anyone down," Waluigi explains,

"So he got the guy who looks the least like him to stand in for him?" (Y/n) asks, Waluigi facepalms and growls.

"Yeah yeah... Whatever," he sighs, "What can I do you for?"

"A check-up," (Y/n) replies,

"Greeaat. Amazing," Waluigi says with sass as he shoves the girl onto the hospital bed in the back of the room, he grabs the stethoscope from around his neck and checks (Y/n)'s heart and breathing, he then does the other things that needed checking up on.

"All done. You're all good. Also, can you please not tell on me?" he asks, (Y/n) makes a thinking pose and Waluigi becomes annoyed, he pins (Y/n) to the wall she yelps, "Don't tell on me," (Y/n) continues to think and exaggerates a hum,

"I'm not sure. I mean you did try and convince me you were Mario." She says, "And you've been doing this the whole day thus far. So yeah not sure... unless you do something for me."

"I've just given you your damn check-up, what else do you want?" Waluigi asks, he squeezes (Y/n)'s shoulders and she winces.

"You." (Y/n) says, Waluigi's eyes widen in confusion, "Just kidding idiot. I'm not going to tell." Waluigi sighs in relief, (Y/n) kisses him anyway and he blushes madly. "Later Mario." She says while putting the mask back on Waluigi's head, she waves at him then leaves the room,

"I need to sneak in here more often," Waluigi whispers.