Okay so my little brother was like "I'm gonna say a cuss word!"
And I was like "OK."
because I'm that one oldest sibling that doesn't give a fuck what all the younger siblings do and I will not give a damn if my younger siblings cuss etc. ect. because who cares. (Please if you ever see me and you have kids you better hide ya kids because I am a bad influence and idgaf what they do. No NOT put me in charge)
I'm like "Okay whatever do what to will idk" and he leans into my ear and hesitates for the LONGEST time and whispers "ding ding."
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ding ding.
For those of you who dont know it's this wierd version of saying dick that alot of smol kids use, kinda like saying peepee.
I'm like haHA YOU PATHETIC LITTLE SHET
and so I lean into his ear and whisper-scream "FUCK"
And he SHRILLS loud af.
