Breath of the Dolphin UwU

Dolphin Link Awakes

(Did I just do this? Yes. Yes I did.)

~Link's P.O.V~

........

Link....

LiIiIiInNnNk......

Waaaake up! *Le dolphin Zeldie noise*

Link go big wow. "O0O,"

 Confused dolphin noises.

You have been nApPiNg for 100 years.

Even bigger wow.

Dolphin Link swims over to le Sheikah Slate uwu.

That is the Sheikah Slate. Take it.

Dolphin Link grabs le slate with his teeth because no hands.

Dolphin Link proceeds to yeet it at the pedestal across the room because logic.

Dolphin Link goes biggest wow when the door opens and grabs le slate.

There are chests there but Dolphin Link ignores them because he can't open them. (I mean, he's a dolphin. Dolphins don't wear clothes.)

Dolphin Link chucks his slate at another pedestal because trial and error.

Bright light shines in Dolphin Link's eyes and he does not appreciate it.

YoU aRe ThE lIgHt....

Since when? Dolphin Link is pretty sure he would know if he was light.

OuR lIgHt......

Bruh light is not alive.

More Zelda dialog I don't remember owowo

-._-. What?

Dolphin Link then swims out of the cave because he has better things to do.

Dolphin Link sees Hyrule but it's underwater because dolphins. (I bet the Zora are happy.)

He wonders if Wind Waker is taking place on the surface. (There goes the 4th wall! Say bye 4th wall!)

Dolphin Link also sees a creepy old dolphin staring at him.

Dolphin Link decides to do the logical thing- follow him!

Dolphin Link steals his toasty warm apple because Dolphin Link hasn't eaten in over 100 years.

Creepy Old Dolphin yells at Dolphin Link but then says "Lol jk we cool bro," so Dolphin Link eats the apple.

 Dolphin Link also steals Creepy Old Dolphin's torch because he wants to know if you can set things on fire while submerged in water.

Creepy Old Dolphin is concerned for Dolphin Link's mental health. As he should be. He also tells Dolphin Link he should use the torch as a weapon.

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This is a thing now.

And it is not a oneshot.

ÕwÕ