Tony Gets his Sub Sandwich (Emotional)

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Woke up this morning got some gabagool and then I woke up the next morning and got myself some gabagool I wake up every morning and get different types of gabagool went to the store to a meatball sub then it turns out tony wanted a ham and swiss so I go back to the store because of course I'll get him that ham and swiss I mean come on that's my buddy tony so I wake up this morning and get myself some gabagool and then I realize oh wait I need to get tony that ham and swiss so I wake up the next morning and get myself some gabagool and I tell the clerk hey it's real dark today yeah and he goes sir it's 8pm and I'm like gosh darnit I've missed my chance to get tony that ham and swiss so I get back in the car and drive back home where I sadly eat my gabagool and so tony calls me up and says ey where's my ham and swiss you better not have gotten me that meatball sub so I say no tony you got the wrong idea buddy I know you want that ham and swiss but the establishment is simply closed for today so they will not let me in to get that ham and swiss and tony says gosh darnit josh so he drives over in his little car right up to my driveway so I'm sitting here all confused like tony why would come all the way here you know I don't sell the ham and swiss right and he says of course you don't make the ham and swiss I'm here so I could pick you up and we can finally go get that ham and swiss and so I tell my buddy tony hey tony my buddy you know they're closed and you know stores don't ham and swiss when they're closed in fact I don't think they sell anything tony and so tony goes aw shucks well why didn't ya tell me sooner and I'm all like tony my boy I did tell you that and he goes dang nabbit I must have not heard ya there and so I respond by saying tony ya goofball and so tony gets back in that little car of his to wait for tomorrow and I go to bed and then I wake up the next morning and tony rings me up and says john you didn't get me that meatball sub and I said tony I thought you wanted the ham and swiss and then my buddy tony goes well I'll be darned I guess I did well either way you didn't go and get it and I was like tony bud I just woke up how could you expect to get it this early in the morning and so tony goes bro didn't you hear me knocking like 3 hours ago and I'm all here like 3 hours no way tony and then I check my handy dandy watch and go holy hokashumba I missed the time and he goes yeah I told you jerry and then I'm all like well tony why didn't you just go and get that ham and swiss for yourself buddy and he's like oh yeah good point and so I finally wake up this morning and go and get some gabagool but on the way I see my buddy tony on the way there and I go hey tony getting that ham and swiss are we and he goes oh yes I am getting that ham and swiss and the end bye bye

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