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♡ iwaoi - who has the better boyfriend? ♡

note : thebreadest.ofmilks is oikawa and iloveworms is iwaizumi, they've been playing online games together for a while but don't know each other is each other if that makes sense!

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thebreadest.ofmilks: heyyyy womr ??

iloveworms: hi?

thebreadest.ofmilks: can i rant about my boyfriend for a minuate

iloveworms: sure ig

thebreadest.ofmilks: ok

thebreadest.ofmilks: you see

thebreadest.ofmilks: he's kinda the ajfehfka. he's kinda the bestest boyfriend anyone could ever ask for, he's so hot but he's also cute and ahhh hhe's so sweet to me when we're alone n when he is mean he's never too mean and wehn he is too mean he always says sorry n cuddles me until i feel better, cuddles are v fun w him because he has kinda the best arms ever

iloveworms: that's a lot

thebreadest.ofmilks: i'm not done shhhh

iloveworms: oh boy

thebreadest.ofmilks: i don't even wanna rant a ton about his appearance bc i love him for so muc h more than just that but you just have to keep in mind that he is very hot. nyways !! we've been friends since we were in first grade and he today he hfalkfejlkjae !!

thebreadest.ofmilks: today he called me pretty!!

iloveworms: you've known him since first grade and it's a big deal that he called you pretty?

thebreadest.ofmilks: YES I'M SO HAPPY

iloveworms: geez thats stupid

thebreadest.ofmilks: its not stupid!!!

thebreadest.ofmilks: he thinks i'm PRETTY!!

iloveworms: well uh

iloveworms: not to brag but yk

iloveworms: i think that means i have the superior bf because mine tells me im hot all the time ;)

thebreadest.ofmilks: nonono he's just a tsundere!! he is still the superior boyfriend :D

iloveworms: cool cool glad you got a nice boyfriend, my turn to rant real quick??

thebreadest.ofmilks: that's only fair :0

iloveworms: mkay

iloveworms: he's really really pretty and i know i don't tell him enough, but he has tons of fangirls that tell him he's pretty so yk. he's kinda a butthole but its okay i still love him even if he's weird. it's kinda funny to think about it sometimes because there is no possible way i deserve him but hey, for some odd reason he still chose me out of pretty much everyone that he could have because WOW he's too perfect face thing to be real

iloveworms: and he makes it very clear he loves me since he clings to me 24/7 n constantly asks to hang out w me even if it's just to study but yk he's weird but also the most perfect person on earth if you get that

thebreadest.ofmilks: awww how romantic !!

iloveworms: yeah ik he's so sweet :)

thebreadest.ofmilks: in all the time we've played together i don't think i've ever seen such a devoted text wOW

iloveworms: whatever, it's just because i somehow ended up w the best boyfriend in the world and hey, i'm happy with that

thebreadest.ofmilks: agAIN i doubt he's the [ b e s t ] because my precious boyfriend exists but i'm glad you're in such a happy relationship !!

iloveworms: he is the [ b e s t ] but go off ig

iloveworms: want to play something now?

thebreadest.ofmilks: sure but i only have until noon since my SUPERIOR boyfriend is coming over ;)

iloveworms: ok that's fine, i have until noon since i will be visiting my SUPErior boyfriend around noonish too :)

thebreadest.ofmilks: sure sure, i'll join you

~finished. 

hi hi sorry i know it's not a request or anything special , i've been kinda down lately so i wrote a little simple iwaoi fluff for myself since i love them so much and figured i would post it !!