YELLOW PHOENIX || Fatgum x Reader

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"Fatgum! Can't you go five minutes without eating?" I asked the off duty hero.

"I was hungry!" he wined.

"Might I remind you of the paperwork you have yet to fill out?" I said right as I saw Tamaki Amajiki and grabbed his shoulder. "I need you to tie him down with your quirk. He still hasn't done his paperwork." I said to the shy boy.

"I just wanna go home."

"Please? The idiot hero need to get it done tonight."

"Hey! I'm right here, ya know!" Fatgum yelled. Now having the attention of everyone in the agency. "You're suppose to be my sidekick, H/n!"

"That was when I was your biggest fangirl, Fat. Remember, you became pro when I was a second year at UA and recruited me my third year." I said in a matter of fat tone. "To be honest, I don't feel like babysitting you again."

Taishiro groaned looking away from me. His face a slight red tint as the agency gathered around his office door. All the sidekicks and office workers alike making comments of how we act more like a married couple than that of a hero and sidekick.

"Takoyaki." Taishiro said confusing me. "I get the paperwork done, you let me take you out for Takoyaki."

I get it. A negotiation. Bout time you put your old police skills to use. Finished paperwork for a date. Smart. Very smart, Tai.

"It's a deal. But all your paperwork must be finished. Tamaki you can go ahead and head home." I turned around facing the bystanders who are also my coworkers. "The rest of you, get back to work or head home."

I swear I'm running a daycare!

Shutting the door behind me and locking it, I take my mask off, setting it on Taishiro's desk as I let out a sigh. Gaining a look from the pro hero setting in front of me, removing his own mask and deactivating his quirk. I plopped down on the couch I put in there, laying down as I closed my eyes. Hearing footsteps coming towards me. The weight on the couch shifting.

"It's a miracle no ones figured it out." Taishiro said as he took my hand and held it in his. The feeling of the warmth sending butterflies in my stomach as it has for the past four years.

"You're telling me." I said, lacing out fingers together. "Imagine the reactions when they find out we've been married for the past three years." Both of us laughing.

The weight on the couch shifts again when Taishiro lays on top of me, him using my chest as a pillow like he usually does. Making me giggle as I run my fingers through his hair as usual.

Suddenly, Taishiro pulls a letter out of his pocket. Handing it to me. I noticed it has the UA symbol and is addressed to me. Weird. What would they want with me? Upon reading the letter, I was being given a teaching job at UA.

"You gonna do it?" Taishiro asked looking at me.

"I don't know. Who would make sure You get your paperwork done and everyone is doing their job?" I asked. The agency started running more smoothly once Taishiro recruited me, I can't just take on this job without knowing what would happened to the place.

"Babe you gotta take it." Taishiro said after a moment of silence.

I laid there, staring at the ceiling. Should I really take the job? What about the agency? What about my husband?

*TIMESKIP*
I'm currently walking through town with Taishiro and his smelly takoyaki.  Someone remind me why I *married this man. He's on his third tray for christ sake!!! Tamaki wonder why he's mastered his tentacles so well. ALL MY HUSBAND EATS IS TAKOYAKI! I can slave over a hot oven and what does Taishiro do? Orders freaking takoyaki!!!! I swear this man will become TAKOYAKI in his next life.

"Y/n? Is something wrong?" Taishiro asked. Must had noticed my resting bitch face.

"Starting to wonder if I'm a cover-up." I  said gaining a confused look from Taishiro as he took another bite. "Your obsession for takoyaki, hun."

"What's wrong with takoyaki?"

"Its smells." I said holding my nose.

"Says the one that can't cook pasta." Taishiro attempted to mumble.

"I HEARD THAT TAISHIRO!" I yelled, as I felt his fingers entangled with mine. 

As we rounded the corner to our street, I noticed someone standing beside ouro front door. Taishiro's height, dark mangled hair, mummy like scarf...Earser? What the hell is he doing here? 

"It's about time you show up." Eraser said glaring at me. "Nezu sent me to get an answer."

"You mean the job opening to teach at U.A.?"

"Yes. You're a pro hero who decided to stay a sidekick. There's a few of us that know about your marriage. That aside, Nezu wants you to come to the school tomorrow and give him your answer." With that Eraser left.

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