Soudam Smutshots - Souda x Gundham Lemon

🧰Fortunate Prostitute🪛

He sat down on the couch as tears ran down his cheeks as he read the text over and over.

"Hello Gundham. Im sorry, but I feel that this relationship should come to a close. I enjoyed the time we had together and i loves you every second, but i feel that my love for you reached its peak. Im truly sorry, Gundham, goodbye. -Sonia"

Why did she have to be so nice about it? She did it over text! Youd think shed have some shame, being a princess and all. The dark lord had never been in a state like this before. Me? Crying over a mortal being? How pathetic.

He tried denying that he loved her, but he couldnt stop his tears from streaming down his face and falling onto his scarf. It caused his eyeliner to be smudged, and he looked like a mess. A heartbroken mess.

⏰ Next Day ⏰
7:30am

Gundham woke up the next morning, eyes sticky from tears, and went on his phone. He read that text one more time before deleting Sonia from his contacts and going onto Instagram.

He's been getting a lot of weird ads lately, though. Some are the same, like 'Dolls Kill' demonia boots (which he chooses to ignore, since he doesn't buy from problematic sites), but some are rather puzzling. Prostitute appointments? He looked at the picture above the caption: two people, 1 male and 1 female, in matching lingerie. Theres a green background, Why would he be getting ads like this? Maybe its the gods telling me to finally get a sex life. The goth joked, scoffing at his remark.

12:30pm

After Gundham had fed his hamsters lunch- little lettuce sandwiches with nuts- he began making a sandwich of his own. His personal favorite, Peanut butter and jelly.

While he was eating his sandwich on the couch, his mind went to one thing

Sonia.

She had really broken up with him. Part of him was broken, wishing to be out and hanging with her like they would on a normal Saturday. But none of Gundham's spells or daydreams change the truth, and the truth was that Sonia no longer wanted to be with him.

Although, another part of him was a little happy that they had broken off. While Gundham had loved Sonia dearly, they never had sexual intercourse or even made out. occasionally Sonia would peck him on the cheek, but that rarely happened as the relationship dragged on. Gundham wanted a relationship where they would do those sorts of things, especially since he still got horny from time to time and yearned being released by a spouse. At this point, he doesn't even need a partner now, he just wants to be pleased by someone. anyone.

As soon as the thought crossed his mind, he picked up his phone in a haste, he opened instagram, and scrolled up, looking for a green picture. He clicked on caption and dialed the phone number in.

(Caller is Bold, Gundham is normal text)

"Hello, this is _____, and Im here to help you schedule your appointment."

"O-oh, um, thankyou."

"Youre new, arent you? Thats sweet. First and last name?"

"U-uh, Gundham Tanaka."

"G-u-n-d-h-a-m-T-a-n-a-k-a" The receptionist said with the clacking of her keyboard.

"Aaaand what is your birth date Gundham?"

"December 14th, 1999."

"Okayy. And would you like a guy or a girl?"

Gundham had actually never though about that. Does he really care? He liked Sonia but He definitely likes men, too.. So that makes him bi?

Gundham had never had sex with a guy

"U-uh, male, please."

"Alright Sweetie. We have a lot of guys here, do you have any kinks or something? We could find you a kinky guy."

There was a long pause on gundham side, and then he said, "I haven't r-really figured that out y-yet, so, any man is fine."

"Ill put you with Kaz. He'll take good care of you since its your first time, Gundham."

"O-oh, ok. Thank you."

"Whats ur address or if you want to schedule a meeting place where would that be?"

"My address is ______(I cant come up w places pls TwT). Would he be open tomorrow?"

"Let me check. He's a very popular pick here."

she paused for a bit and all you could hear was the tapping of her keyboard.

"He is open tomorrow! What time would you like him to arrive?"

This is like setting up a play date.

"Any time between 4pm-7pm would be ideal."

"Alright! You'll pay Kaz when he comes."

( Short Message- uh- i have never scheduled an appointment with a prostitute and i dont even know how, so if this is completely nothing like what actually happens i apologize )
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