Yeh larki paagal hai

chapter 8

Ohh mera alarm baj rha h .... Fajar ka time ho rha h
Wuzu krr ke aati hun
Wuzu krne ke baad .....
Iss ne nhi prni kya namaz??
Oyee ....oyeee....uth jao ,,namaz nhi prni 😡
What the hell is with u ....don,t disturb me 😡😡😠😴😴😴
Disturb me ,,,utho ,,namaz prho ,,batmeez insaan
Get out of here ,,right now
Kyaaa ??..  Oh hello,, urdu bolo

Let me sleep ,,mjhe subha jldi uthna h
Allah ke gazab se daro ,,namaz prh lo ,,nhi toh kisi test mai fail ho jao gay
Tm meri jaan choro 🙏🏻...mere test dene walay zamaanay chalay gye h ,,abb mai khud ek professor hun

Jao bhaar mai meri taraf se😠😡

Ohh beta jaag gye tm log
Ji aunty
Ao breakfast kren
Mom ,,i don,t have time ,i have to go bye
Oh ruko ...ashar. ...chala gya
Beta tm toh breakfast shuruh kro ....shayad koi zyada important kaam ho ga iss liye chala gya

Evening mai.....
Ohh aa gye ashar beta
Ji mom
Jao fresh ho jao ,,,or haan nayab room mai h
Kon nayab🤔 ,,acha woh😒

Nayab room mai bethi mission impossible hindi dubbing mai dekh rhi hoti h
Ohh aa gye tm
Ji
Acha ,,meri baat suno ,,mjhe na apne ghar se kch cheezain leni h toh mai chali jau
Haan jao ,,mjhe kyu batta rhi ho
Toh do apni car ki chaabi
Whattt???.....my car key !!!
Haan ,,toh car pe hii jau gi na agar car nnhi h tmharay pas toh bike ki chaabi de do
Tm khud drive ker ke jao gi
Haan
Driver h. bahir uss ke sath chali jao
Kyun ji ,,,chaabi do 🔑🔑
Sorry but meri car ki key nhi mil skti tmhe ,,haan bahir baqi jo bhi cars khari h unn mai se koi bhi use. kr skti ho tm
Acha , theek h
Wo room se baahir chali jaati h

Kya hua phirr wapis aa gyi ap
Woh tmhari mama mjhe janay hi nhi de rhi
But why ??....ruko mai poochta hun

What happened mom ,,yh apne ghar jana chah rhi h
Beta ,,aise akele,,bilkul bhi nhi tm saath jao
What !!
Haan beta nayi dulhan ko akele thori janay don gi ,,tm le kr jao
No way mom ....that,s not gonna happen
Ashar beta
Momm...

Aaye  madam ....usse car mai bethne ka keh rha tha
Oyeee madam kis ko bola 👉🏻👉🏻
Ohh sorry mai bhool gya tha ,, zakoota jinn👾👻 aa jao
Oyee limit mai raho ,,,machar kahin ka
Ohhhh u mind ur  language
Kyaaa oyee ,,hain mere sath batmeezi nayab ke sath 😤😠😡
I think u should shut urr mouth now ,,tmhara ghar aa gya h ....car se utarte hue woh bol rha tha
Haan toh ,,,mai darti hoon kisi se ,,ek minute mai tmhara dimaag set kr sakti hoon 😠😡😤
Ap gussa kyun krr rhi ho nayab ,,ap plzz larai toh matt kro .....nayab ki ammi ko peeche kharay dekh krr bol rha tha
Ohh chal chal ,,ab zyada overacting matt kro ,,lgtaa h darr gya h machar kahin ,,yeh matt samjhna taras kha krr mai tmhe chor doon gi ....
Nayaaaaaabbb 😠😡😡😠😡😡😡
Ammi aap😌😓😓
Idhar ao mere sath tm 😠😡
Ashar beta ap ao undrr 😅😄
Ji aunty. ,,thank u 😇😇

Ap plzz betho beta ,,nayab ke papa se baatein kro ,,mai ek minute aati hoon
No problem aunty
Ji uncle. ap kese h .......

Woh nayab ko room mai le aati h
Haye ammi itni zorr ka thaparr mara h ap ne kasam se
Tjhe zara tameez nhi h ,,,tu aise baat krti h apne shohar se ,,sharam ker thori
Ap mjhe maar kyun rhi h ,  woh bhi toh aise hi baat krta h
Woh toh bechara itna naram mizaaj ,,khush ikhlaaq ,,or tu ,,koi sharam krr sharam ,,harr jagah bss maa baap ki beizzatti hi krwai
Ohh ammi woh machar barra ghunna meesna h ,,,ap ko kya pta......
Haye mjhe maar kyun rhi h
Tjhe sharam nhi aati apne shohar ko machar ,,toba toba ,,,ja bahir jake uss ke pas beth orr usse chai de
Khud le le ga ,,table pe rakhi toh hui h ,,usske hath tootay hue h kya
4 gazz lambi zubaan h teri ,,ab maine joota utaar lena h,,😠😡😡😠👡👡👡
Acha ,,acha,, ja rhi hoon

Abb ashar chachi orr zara se baatein krr rha hota h
Hmm....hmmm....aa gyi tm nayab
Ji chachi
Ashar ,,,tm ,,mera matlab ap kitne chamach (spoon)cheeni piye gay chai mai
1 tea spoon 😊
Ji 😊😀.. Abhi deti hoon
Ashar abb nayab ki chachi or ammi se baatein krr rha hota h
Nayab chai mai 10 chamach sugar ke mila deti h
Yeh lein ,,ap ki chai😁
Thank u 😊
Ashar ek sip leta h 😲😲😳
Kya hua ashar beta
Ji ,,kch nhii aunty 😌
Aunty ab mai chalta hoon
Haan beta aj nayab ko yahin chorr jao ,,kal dinner hamaray sath krna
Ji ,,sure

Oh ho wah nayab ,,bara khti thi zartasha defence ja rhi h ,,tm toh khud defence pohunch gyi
Toh ...
Wese sab se Zyada mai khush hoon ,,tmhaari shaadi se ,,abb mere paas mera room h ,,jo sirf orr sirf mera h ,,koi nhi jo bethe bethe mjh prr order pass kre ,,koi nhi jis ke saare kaam mjhe krne paray ....wow freedom🤗🤗😋😊
Bhaar mai jao zara ....dafa ho ,,jao fridge se coka cola le krr ao
Uff ,,,toba ,,,🤦🏻🤦🏻

Tmne krr li apni cheezaain pack
Haan ,,kr li
Orr yeh books or bag nhi le krr jana kya !!
Nhi ,,bilkul bhi nhi
Kya matlab ab prna nhi h tmne
Sochun gi
Hainnnn😲😓😓
Acha ,,bahir aa jao ashar bhai aa gye h

Ashar beta ap khao na kch.....nayab tm yeh biyani oor kebab daalo ashar ki plate mai
Kyun iss ke hath tootay hue h kya ,,,woh sochti h
Ji ammi mai daalti hoon 😅😄

Toh aunty abb ijazat dain ,,kafi. time ho gya h
Theek h beta .....zara tm nayab ko bula lao
Ji chachi

Nayab dherr sara samaan le krr aa rhi hoti h
Ashar tm ,, mera matlab ap meri help kre gay samaan uthanay
Uhh😓 ....haan ,mai krta hun

Abb woh samaan utha krr car mai rakh rhe hotay h
Yeh kya h ,,,,agar inta zyada samaan tha toh pehle bata deti mai "pick up" ya "wagon" book krwa deta
Kyu ,,gaari mai aa toh gya h samaan ,,wese bhi thori si toh cheezain h
Thori si🙄😒😒😦😦
Haan abb car chalao gay tm
Ji bethye 😑