gravity falls oneshots and stuff

Mabitch and sleepovers

(Azar is female, just to clear any confusion)

Third person 

Dipper, Wendy, Soos and Azar Cipher all stood in mabels 'room' in her bubble. Weirdmageddon had started and the group had to free Mabel from Bill. 
"Ugghh. I figured you might say something like that, Dipper. That's why I prepared a backup Dipper with a more supportive attitude." Mabel told them. Azar was fuming, she laughed. 
"A more supportive attitude?" She questioned. Mabel nodded. Azar glared at her, 
"Really mabitch? Have you forgotten your whole summer? Dipper is the most supportive brother you could ever have." Azar told her. "How many times has he sacrificed for you, huh? And when have you ever returned the favour?" 
Dipper stared at her, those were the exact same words bill had told him. 
Mabel didn't reply. 
"That right never! Dipper was ready to give up his dream to be with you! Bill even pointed it out! Ask Dipper if you don't believe me, '' Azar shouted.  Dipper looked down but replied 
"He did," he muttered. 
Mabel looked guilty. "Now we'll be leaving you, I hope Bill has fun with you in here" she giggled before dragging the trio out. They wanted outside for a minute but Mabel didn't come out. 
“What a self centered bich” she muttered. 
Bill had been watching and even he agreed with his sister. He felt bad for pinetree. He waited until they left the bubble. And turned into his human form and waited outside for them. 
Soos was the first to knotis him. 
“Doods, do you know who that is?” he questioned. Azar looked over at bill. 
“Bro!” she shouted, she hadn't seen him since she was banished from the nightmare realm at 1100 years old, 11 in human years.
“You have a brother?” dipper and wendy asked. surprised.
“You didn't tell them flame?” Bill asked, using the nickname he called her when she was a child. She hugged him. 
“Well in my defence, i didn't know you were alive.'' Azar defended herself. 
“I suppose that makes sense,” he said. Dipper swore his voice sounded familiar. “How's the apocalypse treating you?” 
“It would be better if you'd warned me it was going to happen,” Azar said. Everyone stared in shock.
“Bill?” Everyone shouted, shocked that azar was his sister and that he was here. 
“Glad to see that you didn't forget me,” Bill laughed. “I have a deal for you pinetree” 
“Never” 
“Hear me out” bill said “you come with me and azar to the fearamid to live and the and all of your friends and family go back to the shack, unharmed by me and all of my henchmaniacs” 
Dipper thought over it, soos and Wendy looked at each other. 
“Dipper, i don't-” 
“Fine, but if i want to go and visit them i get to” he added. 
“Deal,” Bill said, flames engulfed his hand and the dipper shook it. The bubble that mabich was in disappeared and so did soos and wendy. 

Months later.

Surprisingly enough dipper hadnt gone to visit the shack. Right now bill, azar and dipper were all in azar's room. Having a sleepover. 
“I brought sweets,” Bill said as he tripped into the room, Bill was surprisingly clumsy in his human form. 
“So what are we going to do?” Azar asked, she had planned a few things. 
“How about we play, fly around the fearamid?” bill questioned. It was one of their favorite games. 
“Yes!” Azar shouted, her eyes shined. Dipper looked lost. “You hide stuff around the house, or in this case the fearamid, you have 10 minits to fly around the fearamid looking for them. But there's traps and you only get to go around once, no going back down the hallways and no powers except flying” she explained. Dipper nodded. He would get to practice using his magic. They got one of the demons to hide stuff like teddies and books. 
“Go!” 
They raced around looking for them, dipper won. 
“Well done pinetree” Bill said, eating some chocolate and laying on Azar's bed. 
“Get off my bed you lazy fucker” azar said, pushing him off and hitting him with a pillow.
“Pillow fight!” he shoute, whacking Dipper with a pillow. Dipper did the same back. After about 30 seconds of playing the door flew open, standing there were, mabel, stan and ford. All holding guns. 
Dipper was on the roof, bill was stuck to the wall, and azar was on the floor. 
Everyone just stood still, and Bill was the first to react. 
“Hey…” he trailed off awkwardly. Throwin the pillow at azar. Suddenly will and kill teleported in. 
“pinetree! We broke the tv, can you fix it?” kill asked dipper. 
“We w-were watching it and kill smashed it on the top and it's not coming b-back on” will said
“You have powers! Just summon a new one!” dipper told them. 
“Oh, right” they said, teleporting away. 
“What do you want?” dipper asked them, 
“We came to save you bro bro” mabel said. 
“Well I'm fine, and i don't need saving” he said. 
“But bro bro… we need you” she pouted. In a fake sad voice.
“For what? So you can use me, so you can boss me around?” dipper said. 
“I've never done that!?!?” she shouted angrily. 
“Mabel would never do that,” Stan said, and Ford stayed quiet. He knew that Mabel was quite controlling and that everyone fell for her sweet and kid girl personality. 
“Don't you remember what happened in the bubble mabich?” azar questions. 
“And i'm happy!” dipper said, she started crying. 
“But… bro-bro i need you” she sobbed. Stan was comforting her. Maybe the old dipper would have fallen for it but this was the new dipper. 
“And i don't need you” he said, Mabel started shaking, and it went fake. 
“I can't believe we wanted our time coming here to rescue a piece of shit like you, all I've ever done for you is save you but you go and join Bill!” she shouted. Shaking with anger. 
“Your sister rescued you multiple times but you say you don't need her, your nothing without her '' Stan said, Bill looked at dipper. 
“Bill, I give you permission to do anything to them, well stan and mabel” Dipper said. Bill smirked. 
“Oh, this will be fun” his voice turned demonic at the end, Ford stared in shock as Stan and Mabel were covered in flames, but didnt do anything to stop the flames. When the flames died down, Ford looked at them, they were both unconscious. 
“What did you do to them?” he asked, 
“They're just unconscious,” Azar explained. Ford nodded, not really bothered. 
“They'll wake in about 2 hours,” Bill said. He snapped his fingers and teleported them back to the shack. 
Dipper, azar and bill. All started their pillow fight again. 
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I needed to rant about how much I hate Mabel. Well in this episode in particular. And the other half is crazy shit. Hope you liked it.