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Little miss perfect

(Yes this is inspired by the song little miss perfect, also its one sided billdip.)

Weirdmageddon had started, at first Bill was delighted, but now Bill didn't know what he felt. This emotion was new to him. 
He had captured both sixter and pinetree. They were both golden and in the penthouse suite. Sometimes he would go and visit them, obviously keeping them gold.
He had been friends with pinetree but pinetree hated him now, he knew it, and for some reason he cared about it. 
‘Why do i care what pinetree thinks?’ Bill thought to himself as he stared at the statues he'd moved to his throne. 
Suddenly the zodiacs and a few others come bursting in. 
“Give us back our grunkle and my brother!” shooting star yelled at him. 
“What makes you think i'm just going to give them up? Pinetree’s a beautiful statue” Bill says, Stan wasn't taking any of Bill's shit and pulled out a gun. 
And shoots both dipper and ford. They both go back to normal. 
“W-what happened?” dipper muttered looking around. 
“Fez! You ruined my statutes! I liked them!” Bill yelled. He blasted fire at stan. both dipper and ford, quickly climb off his throne and join the group. Ford draws the zodiac. A portal appears in the middle, its pure white and no one could look at it because it was so bright. 
Bill’s sucked into it. 
“No! NO! NO!” he yelled, “i'll be back, you can't defeat a demon like me!” 

Years later. (2 years, the twins are 14- turning 15)

Bill had  come back, and had sort of redeemed himself. Ford would avoid him and Bill would avoid him too. Bill was stuck in the form of a 14 year old human, much to his displeasure.
“Guys! My friends are coming over for a sleepover!” Mabel yelled as she ran into dipper and bills shared room. No one wanted to share with Bill and no one trusted him enough for him to have his own room. So dipper volunteered. Bill didn't care and had gotten along with dipper ok. 
“Ok then. Don't annoy me” dipper said. 
“But dipper, you have to come. We haven't seen them for 2 years” mabel said. Bill had been in Ford's lab in a cage until Dipper and Mabel had found him. 
“Fine, but that means that bill has to come to” he told mabel. 
“I don't mind” Bill said, smiling at them “it's like a party right?” he asked innocently. Mabel and dipper laughed and he went bright red. 
“Well sort of, you hang out with friends and do weird stuff together. And we get to give dippers a makeover” mabel said. 
“Give pinetree a makeover, oh, I'm in.” bill said. Bill had a crush on Dipper and spent a lot of time with him, the family thought that it was just because Dipper had helped him but it wasn't. 
“No one is giving me a makeover” dipper exclaimed angrily. Glaring at mabel. Before anyone else could say anything there was a knock at the door.
“There here!” Mabel shouted, she ran down stairs and seconds later came back with candy, grenada, pacifica and wendy. They went up to mabels room since there was more space.
After everyone was introduced to bill rehpic, bills cover name, he was the twins friend from home that had come with them.
After playing games for about 2 hours grunkle stan brought up food and pop. bill stared at dipper, dipper was weirded out and thought that bill was up to something and left the room. After everyone finished Mabel decided to get a dipper and give him a makeover. 
“No! Mabel please don't do this” he said pushing, trying to push Mabel away but it was no use. 
Wendy and Bill laughed the entire time, dipper was shouting at them but they ignored it. When they were done dipper looked amazing, well in Bill's opinion. 
“Wow mabel you can actually do makeup, dipper looks great '' Bill said, laughing. 
“If you think i look that bad why don't i do your makeup” dipper said angrily. 
“Sure, if you want to,” Bill said, laying back on the bed. 
“What?” dipper asked, shocked. 
“If you want you can do my makeup, also i don't think you look bad you look great.” Mabel smirked,  she knew exactly what was going on. 
Bill sat there as dipper did his makeup. They joke around and talk the entire time. Mabel was smirking. She knew that Bill liked dippers, because there was no reason that Bill would let anyone else do his makeup, not even Mabel, he'd probably kill them if they suggested it.
Eventually it's 1 a,. Everyone was tired. Dipper was sitting on the bed and Bill came and sat next to him. 
“What do you want bill?” dipper questioned. 
“What, I'm not allowed to come and sit next to you?” Bill asked. Plopping himself next to dipper. 
“Fine” dipper muttered tiredly. Eventually Bill started to get tired and put his head on Dipper's shoulder. Dipper didn't try and get him off. 
Suddenly Bill couldn't control himself, he stared at Dipper's face. 
‘He's so cute when he's tired’ bill thought. Bill finally kisses dipper. Dipper pushed him off. 
“What the fuck bill!” he yelled. His face red, Bill didn't know if it was from anger or from embarrassment.
“Look dipper, i like you, a lot” bill mutters 
“Well there's nothing there, nothing between us. I don't like you like that” dipper told him. 
Tears brimmed Bill's eyes and he ran out. Dipper felt guilty but what he said was the truth, he didn't like Bill. 
Bill ran into the forest, never to be seen again.  
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I'm sad now, one-sided billdip is the worst. And I'm sorry for making u sad if I made u sad