Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Ch9 - If I fall, run away

Once someone brought it up, the others who hadn't dared to speak immediately followed.

[Guild] Saw a Deer Deep in the Forest: Yeah, do we still kill her or not? We haven't gotten revenge for Xianxian's destroyed eq.

[Guild] Chunxiao: I still haven't figured that out: five of you went to encircle Xiao Tianjing, and if you had just let her run away, then so be it, but why was even one of you killed?

[Guild] Affectionate in Silence: Aiya, who knew that Xiao Tianjing would be so insidious! It was inevitable.

[Guild] Chunxiao: One healer and one medic, why was it inevitable? Even if the medic was sealed, the healer herself has healing skills.

Chunxiao was the vice guild master of Idle Pavilion, a woman. It was said that she had a love affair with their female guild master, Regardless of Lovesickness.

This wasn't considered a secret in the guild. When Regardless of Lovesickness was absent, Chunxiao was basically the one in charge of the guild.

[Guild] Affectionate in Silence: No but, Xiaoxiao, Xianxian only died because she was helping out the guild to kill people, and she even lost her equipment.... You can't just say that, can you?

[Guild] Chunxiao: I'm just stating the facts.

[Guild] Immortal Mengmeng:...

[Guild] Immortal Mengmeng: I'm sorry [sheds tears] I didn't think of it then either, and when I snapped out of my daze and wanted to heal myself, I was already killed by that fox in mere seconds...

[Guild] Chunxiao: In the future, when you go out to kill people, you should pay more attention. Otherwise, you will end up killed instead. Not only will it be easy for you to lose your equipment and experience, but it would damage the reputation of our guild as well.

After Chunxiao finished talking, she minimised the game interface and continued to discuss the hidden quest with several other big guilds in a QQ discussion group.

Number One Guildmaster in the World: I just went to the NPC to take a look, this damn quest only requires high-level materials! Nine Chivalrous Heroes is really something, aren't they forcibly making us expend all our personal supplies?!

South Side of Painting Pavilion Guildmaster: That's really unfortunate then, our guild just did a major experience instance, so we don't have many high-level materials left.

Shatter the Sky Guildmaster: South Side of Painting Pavilion, you're really something. There's clearly a pile of high-quality materials in your guild's storage bank. Do you think everyone is blind?

South Side of Painting Pavilion Guildmaster: Fuck! Shatter the Sky you bastard, you placed spies in our guild again!

Shatter the Sky Guildmaster: Nonsense, an acquaintance took a screenshot for me! Who would stuff spies in your guild? You don't deserve it!

South Side of Painting Pavilion Guildmaster: So what? If you have the capability then let's establish ourselves as enemy guilds ah!

Idle Pavilion Guildmaster: If you want to fight, wait until things settle down before continuing. Don't quarrel here and waste everyone's time.

Idle Pavilion Guildmaster: I'll cut the crap. I've worked out a plan for each guild to send 100 Immortal Tassel Grasses, 20 Fish Heart pills, and five Phoenix Eyes. Our Idle Pavilion will contribute 20% more materials than everyone else. If you have any opinions, you can bring them up now.

The precious materials she mentioned would take the concerted effort of their entire guild over two months to collect.

But when the other guilds heard that Idle Pavilion would be contributing 20% more than they would, they instantly felt a lot less upset.