Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Ch14 - I'm such a sissy.

Xiang Huaizhi looked at all the cutesy expressions, and his head throbbed even more than when he was looking at advanced mathematics questions just now. Needless to say, this person's apm must be pretty high to send out so many expressions in just a few seconds.

[Party] Yearning For: Didn't see it.

After sending that, he said, "If you tease her again, then you'll have to do instances yourself in the future."

Lu Hang, "...weren't you just chatting on WeChat? Did you grow an eye on your forehead?"

[Party] Xiao Tianjing: That's good then [about to cry]

[Party] Yearning For: Get ready, we're about to reach the BOSS.

Jing Huan sat upright and pulled his Nine-Tailed Immortal Fox out.

[Party] Xiao Tianjing: I'm ready Gege ^^

Lu Hang, "Yo, she even has a Nine-Tailed Immortal Fox. Why didn't she pull it out when you guys were killing the Yao King?"

Xiang Huaizhi, "The Yao King only has AOE skills that summoning beasts can't dodge. Pull it out just for it to die?"

"That's true..." Lu Hang said, "I heard that she spent a few 10,000 yuan to buy this account, looks like she's a little rich girl."

All the scenes and characters in NCH were extremely beautiful, and their summoning beasts were no exception. That was why aside from in battles, players would often summon them to show them off. Lu Hang and the other two healers already had their summoning beasts out long ago. Lu Hang's summoning beast was a sika deer, while the other two healers had rabbits.

Jing Huan put down his cup of water and saw Yearning For slowly pull out...a flower?

To be precise, it was a giant, pink flower that was firmly closed up. The flower stood in place for two seconds before suddenly blooming, revealing the slender and elegant flower fairy inside. The fairy was both small and lovely as it sat in the middle of the flower shaking its head. There was even light being emitted all around it.

...what kind of grandiose and pompous summoning beast was this.

[Party] Xiao Tianjing: Wow 0.0! What summoning beast is this? It's so cute!!

[Party] Long Road Ahead: Haha, it's normal to not recognise it. This is a legendary summoning beast ah, Xuanxing Flower Fairy. It has very high damage attributes, and there's only one of it server-wide oh.

Fuck

Jing Huan instantly felt sour.

How good must this person's character luck be? He could even hatch a legendary summoning beast?

[Party] Xiao Tianjing: Gege's so amazing, rubrub >.<

After Jing Huan spoke, he turned off 'automatic following'. His avatar walked over to Yearning For and used a "rubbing against lucky person" action.

Only to see Xiao Tianjing lean over and intimately rub against Yearning For's shoulders a few times.

Xiang Huaizhi, "..."

He quickly opened up the BOSS dialog box and started the battle, forcibly ending her actions.

As soon as they met, the Water Demon dished out a skill that dealt damage to the whole map. Jing Huan lost half of his HP. He hadn't tidied up his equipment yet, so he was the one who suffered the most damage. The other four people still had more than half of their HP left, especially Long Road Ahead, who looked like he had only lost 5% of his HP.