The Promotion Record of a Crown Princess

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Inside the palace halls, a calming sleep fragrance is being burned. I am lying on top of the bed, silently looking at the roof of the mosquito net, which depicts an embroidered dragon and phoenix, my expression awfully calm and my soul extremely ball ached.

Previously, someone asked me a question like this.

He asked: If your wife and lover simultaneously fell into the water, whom would you save?

At that time, I was very stumped.

He saw that and in turn asked: How about I say it this way: If your own wife and someone else's wife simultaneously fell into the water, whom would you save?

This question was easily answered, and I immediately shouted out: Only an SB would rescue someone else's wife, I of course would rescue my own wife!

(E/N: SB means sha bi - 傻逼 - which is basically like a ruder version of idiot. Something around stupid c*nt might be accurate *coughs*)

I think, it can be considered punishment for my initial hesitation that God gave to me that SB, who people say is very gallant and brave, and resembles the previous forefathers, the Crown Prince Qi Sheng.

Sigh, it really is hard to explain in a few words, ughh...... nevertheless, let's start from the beginning.

On that day, the Heavenly Lord of Life secretly snuck me out from Hell, carrying me onto a cloud. After the two of us experienced a burst of cloud soaring and fog sailing, I became so dizzy that I was going between feeling confused and feeling like fainting. The Heavenly Lord of Life stopped his cloud on top of a water pavilion and said: "Wait for the time being, your body will arrive in a moment."

I crawled to the edge of the cloud and most likely puked for a while, and only then did my chest begin to feel relieved. Afterward, I looked down from above the edge of the cloud and only saw an elaborate water pavilion located on the surface of the lake underneath. In all four corners, there were extremely luxurious pavilions and kiosks with engraved beams and painted pillars, and I could not help but feel a burst of satisfaction from within. Just by looking at this courtyard you could tell that this was a family of wealthy and respectable people. If it's possible to be reborn like this, then no doubt there would not be a lack of money and beauties. This could be considered a bout of good luck.

That Heavenly Lord of Life, seemingly as if he had read my mind, displayed a somewhat embarrassed expression and said to me one more time: "If not because you have treated me with kindness, I would definitely not have violated your life's ruling and brought you here......"

I hurriedly gestured with my hands: "Got it, got it, thanks a lot Heavenly Lord." He had already nagged the whole journey about how, only because he owed me in my previous life that he could not bear to watch me die an untimely death, and as a result he secretly brought me out from Hell to give me several more decades of wealth and riches...... after listening to these words repeatedly, I quickly felt burdened.

The Heavenly Lord of Life once again said: "You must remember, after you are reborn you definitely must not......"

At this moment, I wasn't in the mood to listen to his words and only clung to the edge of the cloud. Looking down, I saw two good-looking girls slowly walking across the bridge over the water and couldn't help but shout: "Hey! Quick look, those two girls' looks aren't bad at all."

The Heavenly Lord of Life also peeked his head over immediately afterward,
and looking at the girls that had already stopped at the water pavilion to talk, he suddenly asked me: "Out of those two, which one do you like?"

"I guess the one in the red clothes," I answered. That girl had a waistline with big breasts and wide hips, and I could not help but deem her as a top quality good. In contrast, the one wearing white clothes beside her was excessively thin - the kind that has lost too much weight, and I didn't like it.