I'm sorry- DID YOU SAY YOU ATE MY TOMATO SOUP?! (Yandere AU, Nice Clara AU)

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A NORMAL YANDERE AU WITH A TINY TWIST XD

Yes, William is the yandere here :>

Another request from psycoluna and a here's a late oneshot for Afton_wolf since they wanted nice Clara. :3

 BUT BUT BUT- this is only an AU :<

^^

HERE ENJOY THIS STUFF-

Also heres one reason why I don't write smut-

Because my parents absolutely DISAPPROVE smut and all that stuff ;D

They also hate the idea of someone being gay, lesbian, or even LGBTQIA+ :\

AND I WAS LIKE:

"OMG BITCHES CAN YOU LIKE- SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP BEING HOMOPHOBIC?! LOOK, BEING A PART OF THE LGBTQIA COMMUNITY IS LIKE THE SAME AS BEING STRAIGHT! THEY'RE ALSO PEOPLE TOO AND IT'S LOVE! YOU CAN'T

They have no idea that I'm actually bisexual and pansexual ; w ;

NOW ONTO THIS CHAPTERRRRRRRRRRR (inserts some more 'R' letters)

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Henry's pov

I panted softly, awakening inside a dark room. I rolled my eyes. I knew exactly who was doing this to me.

WILLIAM, LOOK! I LOVE YOU AN ALL BUT STOP TRYING TO KIDNAP ME AND KILL ANYBODY WHO FLIRTS WITH ME-

Speaking of William, here he was.

THE PURPLE MAN BEHIND SLAUGHTER IS HERE SO FACE THE GLORY- 

*insert beeping glitch thingy screen*

(Me: CUT CUT CUT START OVERRRRR-)

Speaking of William, here he was.

My yandere husband, who could not stand anybody being flirty to me. Yeah, it sounded pretty psycho, but thats why I loved him, to the point where I married him. He looked very cute when he was angry and jealous.

And-

I noticed something red on him. 

Wait a moment-

It-

It was blood. Red splotches of blood stained his knife and his face too. I sighed, not knowing who he killed this time.

"Willy, let me go. Or else no cuddles, kisses, or toast, nor coffee." I said to him crossly, folding my arms since no part of my body was tied up.

William huffed, letting his cheeks puff up like a not-so-spikey pufferfish. 

Then, we both heard it.

"WILLIAM, DID YOU EAT MY TOMATO SOUP WITH YOUR GODAMN KNIFE?!" 

I raised an eyebrow, smirking a bit.

Willy pouted. 

"CLARA YOU ASS, STOP YELLING AT ME FOR GODS SAKE."

We heard Clara mumbling some gIbBeRiSh wOrDs, and she stomped on the ground, clearly mad. 

"Argh! Will, you know that soup was our dinner!"

I smirked, looking at Willy who looked flustered and frustrated.

"Well- well- Clara, we know I can cook better than you and Henry! So I can always cook if you'd like me to!" Willam answered back to her, running into the kitchen.

But I guess he left behind something important.

HE FORGOT TO TURN THE DAMN MOTHERFUCKING LIGHTS ON! THAT LITTLE ASS AIN'T GONNA GET OFF SMALL THIS TIME!

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A spider crawled into Haruto and Aki's dorm, and Daemon, Lucielle had to come from their dorm to get rid of that spider but apparently, they were scared of spiders too, so me, Akira, (Aki's twin lmfao) and Isabel had to come RUNNING over from our dorm to their place. 

I THINK I'LL NAME THE SPOODER, BALLORA. You know-

Spooder Mom, aka Ballora De Spooder Mum UvU

Aight I'll go now-

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Okay bai-

















-Suki 🍞🔪


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