My favourite quotes from TVD season 1!

Episode 1 - The pilot:

* Stefan: Stay away from Elena.

Damon: I take that as an invitation.

* Caroline: His name is Stefan Salvatore. He's a Gemini and his favorite color is blue.

Bonnie: You got all that in one day?

Caroline: Please. I got all that between third and fourth period.

* Stefan: Wherever you go, people die.

Damon: That's a given.

Episode 2 - Night of the comet:

* Vicki: I know you.

Damon: Well, that's unfortunate.

* Elena: We met and we talked and it was epic. But the sun came up and reality set in.

* Damon: I'm Damon, Stefan's brother.

Elena: He didn' tell me he had a brother.

Damon: Well, Stefan isn't one to brag.

Episode 3 - Friday night bites:

* Stefan: They are people, Damon. She's not a puppet, she doesn't exist for your amusement, for you to feed on whenever you want to.

Damon: Sure she does. They all do. They're whatever I want them to be.

* Damon [on Stefan's journal]: Very Emerson, the way you reveal your soul. So many... adjectives.

* Stefan: Katherine is dead. And you hate me because you loved her.... and that, my brother, is your humanity.

Episode 4 - Family ties:

* Damon: I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't Roofy me.

* Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!

Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.

Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.

* Damon: You're dead, dude. Get over it.

Episode 5 - You're undead to me:

* Damon: Where's my ring?

Stefan: You won't be needing it anymore.

* Elena: I think there's something he doesn't want me to know, which makes me wanna know all the more.

Matt: Like he's a serial killer and keeps a clown suit in his trunk?

* Damon: I'm stronger than you think.

Stefan: You always have been. But you're not stronger than vervain, and you know it. I'm sorry. It didn't have to be this way.

Episode 6 - Lost girls:

* Stefan: Everything you know, and every belief you know is about to change. Are you ready for that? I'm a vampire.

* Damon: I think I know what can help you.

Vicki: What's that?

Damon: Death. *snaps neck*

* Damon: That girl is gonna thank me for what I did to her.

Elena: Did you thank Katherine?