Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Ch23 - The more scummy a guy is, the more she likes him.

Upon seeing her reply, Qiufeng laughed out loud.

Looks like Chunxiao was right, this account had indeed changed hands. Even her manner of speaking was completely different.

[Friend] Qiufeng: I'm really sorry. My friends only got that exasperated because they felt like it was unfair to me.

[Friend] Qiufeng: How many times did you die, and how much money did you lose? I'll compensate you.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: It's okayyy, I didn't die that many times, and I even saved them a lot of hunting fees.

[Friend] Qiufeng: Haha, you're very interesting. You can still laugh and talk to me like this even though you were hunted down like that.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: You're very interesting too. You've been cheated out of everything, and yet you still have the courage to talk to this account.

[Friend] Qiufeng: ...all right ba. Indeed, I have been cheated out of a lot of money. The limited edition clothes and point cards for that account were all bought by me all these years.

Jing Huan saw Lu Wenhao in Qiufeng and couldn't help pitying him a little.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: [pats shoulder] It's okay, just learn from your mistakes. You can treat it as paying the swindler a tuition fee.

Qiufeng was stunned. He didn't expect that this person would actually comfort him.

[Friend] Qiufeng: Un, I've already recovered.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Oh right, since you forked out so much money for this account, I'll return you some on her behalf ba?

[Friend] Qiufeng: Ah?

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: She left behind a lot of things in this account, and I can't store them all. It would be a pity if I threw them all away anyway, so why don't you take them?

...it probably wasn't anything good though.

[Friend] Qiufeng: Okay, come to Dark Phoenix Valley.

They had just finished killing a BOSS. After the party disbanded, Jing Huan was about to fly over when he suddenly remembered something.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: I can't, come to the main city ba. That's not a safe area, I'm afraid you'll backstab me.

[Friend] Qiufeng: Hahaha, OK.

Qiu Feng's avatar was a scholar dressed in an elegant white robe with a folding fan in his hand.

When he saw the clothes Xiao Tianjing was wearing, he was even more amused. That account had so many fashionable clothes, so how did she manage to choose the ugliest one?

Before he managed to type, countless yellow characters popped up on his screen.

【Xiao Tianjing has given you high-level Transport Talisman x3】

【Xiao Tianjing has given you Moonstone x1】

【Xiao Tianjing has given you Secret Key x4】

............

It was all a bunch of small items that were difficult to sell off.

Qiufeng couldn't help but laugh. Looks like this new owner was pretty honest to value these lousy items so much and even insisted on using them to "comfort" him.

Just as he was thinking about it, a grandiose sfx started flashing at the lower right corner of his game interface.

Qiufeng looked closely at it — it was the light of a divine artifact. The long sword was both pitch dark and eerie as it emitted a grandiose light sfx, and it was being grasped lightly in someone's hand.