Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Ch32 - Wrap "Xiao Tianjing" in fish roe sauce.

Lu Hang quickly finished his breakfast before hurrying online. Both of them had gotten up late this morning and rushed to their classes after taking just two bites of their breakfast, so he had been starving for more than an hour.

He logged into his YY and searched for Regardless of Lovesickness to ask her for a yellow icon, then entered their team's small room.

"Why is it just the two of you?" He asked, "Where are our other teammates?"

Xiang Huaizhi, "Don't know."

Only then did Lu Hang realise that their other two teammates were in other people's rooms.

He left behind the words "I'll go ask" before jumping straight to the other room. As the instance hadn't started yet, there were a lot of people in this room, and it seemed pretty lively.

"Chichi, Don't Ask, both of you are in our team, why did you guys run over to this room?" Lu Hang interrupted their chat.

The voice channel fell silent for an instant before he heard Love is For You to Eat whisper, "I don't dare go in."

Lu Hang was stunned. "Ah? Why?"

Love is For You to Eat stated, "I'm afraid of hearing something I shouldn't."

Then get kicked out of the channel by Yearning For and gifted with a 7-day ban as part of the package.

Lu Hang, "..."

Actually, it wasn't just the melon-eating audience, even Jing Huan himself was pretty surprised.

He didn't really know how to use YY, and although he had used it when he played NCH before, he only knew how to use the function of "F2 to chat". He wasn't even accustomed to kicking people out. He had wanted to kick Immortal Mengmeng out for the second time when the system had informed him that "This visitor is no longer in the channel."

Yearning For had kicked the person out before he did, and had even banned her ID.

At that moment, Jing Huan was in a particularly complicated mood.

His first thought was that this damn slag man was starting to attack him again.

Then he sighed ruefully — no wonder he's a slag guy. He had at least "loved" Immortal Mengmeng before, yet he just kicked her out like that in front of more than a hundred people without the slightest scrap of sentiment.

"Gege." He called out.

Xiang Huaizhi's tone didn't change. "Un."

"Did she change her name just now to scold me?" Jing Huan lowered his voice on purpose, "She threatened me before so I instinctively...kicked her. Will she come hunt me down again? I'm a little scared..."

Scared?

Xiang Huaizhi thought about it. He always felt like he had never sensed the feeling of "fear" from Xiao Tianjing before.

"She won't." He said, "She can't kill you."

Jing Huan wanted to delve deeper into this topic when he saw three more people appear in the room — Lu Hang had called their teammates over.

His lips were slightly parted, but he didn't continue talking in the end.

They did the five-man instance first since the twenty-man instance would only be released at 3pm in the afternoon.

The five people in the party were him, Yearning For, Long Road Ahead, Love is For You to Eat, and Don't Ask When I'll Return.

They often did instances together, but only Don't Ask When I'll Return was temporarily allocated to them.