Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Ch34 - Xiao Tianjing's insane, she really participated in the singing contest!

"Exactly, just propose straight away!" Lu Wenhao's lips stung from all the spice. He drank a sip of water and suddenly sensed that something was amiss. "Hold on... amethyst? What amethyst?"

Jing Huan continued with ease, "The reward for the first clear ah."

"Their first clear reward was actually an amethyst?!" Gao Zixiang's eyes widened, and he was so sour that bubbles could be seen. "Fuck, if we had just been 2 seconds quicker, then would we have been able to get an amethyst too... wait, no, how do you know Yearning For's team got an amethyst?"

Lu Wenhao, "Yeah, how did you know?"

Both of them stared doubtfully at this NCH player who had already quit the game for two years.

Crap.

On the spot with a ring your ass, propose what fucking marriage?

Why couldn't you manage your damn mouth, Jing Xiaohuan.

After Jing Huan muttered all this to himself in his heart, he looked up from his food. "I... heard about it."

"Who did you hear it from?" Lu Wenhao asked, "Aside from us, who else around you plays NCH?"

"My friend who I used to play the game with. We just so happened to talk a bit on WeChat today, so he screenshotted the system announcement to complain about it to me." Jing Huan looked calm as he weaved an excuse within a few seconds.

Fortunately, the other two didn't think much about it and continued being lemons after hearing him say this.

After they had their fill of food and drinks, Jing Huan was about to ask if they wanted to play basketball when Lu Wenhao dragged him over to a computer.

Lu Wenhao clasped his hands together. "Huanhuan, Jianghu urgently needs your help!"

Jing Huan instinctively felt like this wasn't going to be anything good. "What urgent help?"

Lu Wenhao opened up a web page. "I want to participate in this..."

Jing Huan glanced at it askance — 7th Nine Chivalrous Heroes' Singing Contest is coming up~

Jing Huan shifted his gaze after glancing through it and said, baffled, "If you want to participate, then just participate ah."

Lu Wenhao, "But you know that my damn voice can only sing A-do."

Jing Huan, "... you're looking down on A-do?"

"No, no, it's just that my voice sounds like his, but I don't sing as well as he does, so I definitely won't be able to get the prize."

Jing Huan laughed when he heard this. "You're thinking of getting the prize? Oh, you should be able to get the participation award."

"I want the limited edition mount." Lu Wenhao dove straight to the point, "Although I can't get a prize, Huanhuan, you can! You sing so well, so it won't be a problem for you to get into the top 3..."

"Wait, stop." Jing Huan wore a complicated expression as he interrupted him, "... don't tell me you want me to help you participate in the competition ba?"

Lu Wenhao looked moved as he gazed at him. "No one knows me better than Huanhuan."

He continued before Jing Huan could refuse, "No matter what ranking you get in the end, you can keep all the prize money, I just want the mount! If you really get into the top 3, I'll get all your takeout orders this whole semester! And I'll save seats for you every day too! Even if it's not my class, I'll go to your classroom to help you take roll call!"