uhh im sorry holdup-
blah blah blah Doom (me asf) walks up to blah blah blah, bumps into fluttershy, shoots her cause im bored then blahblah ok
"yo doom whyd u fucking kill her agai- GASP I SWORE ON TELEVISION. EVERYPONY LETS GO!"
aaand they're off
so do ponies even have dicks? i have no clue at this point. but horses have FUCKING MASSIVE COCKS like- are ponies and horses the same thing?
"put ur hooves up where i can see them! or i'll shoot!!"
"hey pigs arent allowed here in equestria yaknow"
"im a ..pony cop??"
"dont worry the audience will get it."
doom stares at the fourth wall seductively and rubs his chin
"hey what are you looking a-"
"acab-"
he coughs awkwardly
"hey cop. how many inches you got?"
"like? my badge or my hat.. or...-"
"HOLY SHIT PAHAHAHA COP IS A VIIRGIN, COP IS-"
blah blah
"neigh."
"hey did you just say the pony n-word? im banning you on tiktok."
"wait what? no no i didnt i swear i promise i just said cupcakes"
"shut the..front door."
"alright sure thing!"
pony 1 shuts the door
"Now what did i do wrong??"
-blahblah
"hey sexies? wanna fuck?"
"ohh mmm yeah, cmere doom."
"alright mamacitas.. im bigger than you think..."
ziiiip.
"fucked your mama like my gun is gonna fuck the presidents"
"dad..what does that mean???"
"basically like this, kids."
doom shoots his kids, again. how fun.
"we gangbanged."
"technically ponybanged, dear-"
"What?"
