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Whats good. Wassuppp. Whats gucci.... ight lemme stop. Wassam the name Y/N Alanah Valdez. I'm 18 and was born... mane ion know my momma neva told me, but I live in Atlanta. My father was a hella known dealer and since I'm the only child, I took over when he passed. So lets jus say I be thuggin. You know gettin det shmoney and what not. ~~~~~~~ I hear my alarm go off and here come the noise-
"WAKE UP LANIEEEE!" my momma yell while damn near kicking my door down
"Bruh-" I jus stare
"TAKE A BATH! WASH YOSELF! TAKE A BATH! SCRUB IT WHERE YA STANKIN AT!" sings my momma while she pull my blanket off knowin imma take a shower before I go (My momma really does this shit-)
"Ma I'm up-" I get outta bed to get my shit and go to the bathroom
"Oh I know, jus wanted to get on your nerves" she smiles then runs off to the kitchen
She such a damn kid I swea why she doin all this in her 30s-
I do my hygiene shit and throw on some boxer then the rest of my outfit
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(Yo outfit on the left minus the case)
Lawd before you say sum bout wearin boxers lemme explain. I'm not your average female. I was born intersex. Therefore, I have a dick. Ok? Alright.
I go downstairs and eat some breakfast, kiss my momma cheek goodbye, and hop in my car
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~~~At School~~~ I pull up (skrt skrt) and park in my spot where my friends waitin
I hop out my car and do our handshake then hug Imani.
"Wassam yall" I nod
"Wassgood" D'quan and Armel nod back while Imani says back a luh hi
"NI NIIII!" I yell while throwin Imani over my shoulder
"Put me down mane ian lil no more" she whines
"Mmcht ian no mane, whats my name" (UMA... my bad-) I said while junpin around
"Y/NN"
"Purr" I put her down and see Quan and Mel looking at me
".....What niggas-" I buck at em
"Dawg did you jus purr-" Mel said
"Aweeeee shit she turning feminine-" Quan says
"Mmcht yall can suck my dick-" I turn around and see a fine ass girl get out her car across the lot
"WHEW- Shawty fine as FUCK!" I say lookin back and forth between my friends and the girl makin sure the see dis shit-
"Oh she new" Ni Ni says
"Bet say less" I pimp walk over to her
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~~~~~~~~ Who is dis new girl they speak of? Will she fall for your ✨charm✨? Ian answerin them hoes you gotta wait HAH BYEEEEE🥰
