Gay boy party (boyxboy)(pogger)

On one hot day on Pen Island, all the boys had run into the jungle to piss on pigs while Roger and Piggy were left on the platform of the island.

Roger saw Piggy and slowly encroached on his personal space.

"Hey, Pigwad." Roger smirked over to the fat boy.

"Oh he-hewwo Roggy-kun..." He touched his chubby fingie tips together.

Roger slowly brushed his fingers on the other boy's shoulder till his hand clasped around it. "9/11 sexual assaults start with a hand on the shoulder."

"B-But I gawt the conch-" He looked up with uwu eyes towards Rod Rod.

"If I put my dick in the conch would u still blow it?? :3c"

"W-WAAA ROGERKUN THAT'S SO VULGAR and lewd ./////." The boy turned pink.

Rogerkun kabedonned Piggo and looked at him big seggsy. "I kno u liek it pretyt boye" His anime hair billowed.

"I-i-i-ii-i-i-i-i-i-ibut im,, too thick for my britches,,,,,,s;;;"

Then pico showed up and shot everyione in the dick "be beop bee baah bop. Period."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY FUCKING COCK HOLY SHIT OH GOD THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD EVERYWHERE- JACK WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS- wait you're not jack-"

Jack was talking up ralph, leaning on a tree and smiling down at him "hey my little ralphie~ you're so sexcy when you're having a panic attack,, <3"

Pico then ate simon in front of everyone. "I Am Your God Now. There Is No Beast, Only Me."

Boyfriend suddenly appeared and yeet Girlfriend into the ocean. "OH GOD PICO BEE BAP BAP THIS BOOP BE BAP IF U KNO WHAT I MEAN SEGGYSYY"

"BBEEEEEEEP POOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO"

And then everyone had premarital sex.

fin.