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Yesterday, the wealthiest person in Chisem and 5th worldwide, lost a gargantuan 7,000,000,000 Landerian State Dollars. Despite this, he still is the 5th wealthiest man in the world and by 4 billion LSD. Even more, he still has 90 billion to his name. And, he is still projected to become a centi-billionaire by January 24, 2021.
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Rumagger Usimanov, who makes most of his fortune from Oil, Gas and human trafficking, lost all that money partially because of pay cuts — Nothing related to bad Business or a stock market crash. This day, he made $3b LSD but due to KPP rejecting a report surrounding crude Oil, he lost $1b at 6:35 Eastern Time. Bad, or not? Overreacting, yes.
Despite losing $7b, lowering his value from 97 to 90, Usimanov is still unbelievably wealthy and climbing up the ranks, as he went from 7th to 5th wealthiest person worldwide overnight, a historic night. Even as he endorsed Ratty Gucci as legitimate President, his companies and stocks didn’t lose any momentum. CAB, is still.
It’s easy to see why some would think that Usimanov needs to be worried at his recent economic collapses, but he genuinely should not. In January 22, two days from now as of Jan. 20, Chisem’s government will sell $40b worth of Oil to Eastern Carasco — 80% of this Oil will be coming from CAB Inc.
Mathematically, Usimanov’s net worth would already be somewhere around $95b by tomorrow night, and by the end of Jan. 22, his net worth could jump to $103b. He is projected to pass Jack Werder as the 4th wealthiest man in the world by January 30.
In April 15 Chisem will optaim 40% of CAB’s Gas from 2021 to pure government property which would add 200b LSD to CAB’s revenue and could genuinely see Usimanov gain $15b in 24 hours. By projections this would make him the 2nd wealthiest man by then, as Henry Jenkins is losing money due to his costly divorce and Michael Rats is not nearly gaining $3b a day (still quite a lot of money).
By 2025, John Doomberg, Rumagger Usimanov and Zu Shenzhenshu could all very well be trillionaires — But these are all projections that could go horribly wrong. However, if HT is true, CAB will see a growth of 15% by March which would probably add another $6b to Usimanov.
All of this leads to one point — Usimanov losing $8b in 2 days is not a big thing that should worry Usimanov nor CAB, nor anyone who he has employed. CAB is partially state run meaning that Usimanov will receive minor bonuses every month that would effectively make him a centi-billionaire sooner than later. -$8b is not a worry for him. $92b is still good.
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Why Rumagger Usimanov lost 7b LSD yesterday, and why it doesn't matter
Short StoryChisem's wealthiest person, Oil magnate Rumagger Usimanov who has been accused of human trafficking, lost $7b dollars to his name yesterday. And here is why it doesn't actually matter.
