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It was a Saturday afternoon, Everyone had arrived from their flight and was already seated in a huge shiny limo that would take them to the mansion. Alex bought the mansion from the type ii beat funds and decided to get there before everyone to see their reactions. Alex shivers as the limo pulls up knowing how happy everyone was going to be. "Maybe they will finally stop calling me a ginger" Alex mumbles. He jumps as hears one of the limo doors swiftly open. "WHAT THE FUCK ALEX!" Jack yells in pure shock at the shit hole that sits in front of him. As more quirky exit the limo they look at the house with a shockingly different reaction.. almost as if they like the cracked house that probably is filled with rat poop. "Jack you are overreacting this place is perfect for us!" Alex claims, "yeah the cracks really match ur crack head energy, and look! one is shaped like a Q!" toast says excitingly. The other quirkies nod in agreement, they all follow Alex as he waves his hand towards himself trying to signal everyone to come in. But right before Alex was about to open the door everyone's phone gets a sudden "DING". "I bet I know who this is," jimmy says due to the fact everyone decided not to let Kelky move in due to her age. But when everyone finally reads the message sent in the quirky-hoes chat they get a sudden feeling of unease. They all run to the trunk of the limo without saying a word until Andrew finally breaks the silence "this stupid bitch..shes legit 14.." they hear a muffle from the trunk which only Prokop could decipher, "HEY I HEARD THAT!!! AND CORRECTION ITS 14 AND A HALF!!!" Prokop pops open the trunk to see kelky sitting with a bag of lays potato chips and her phone swiping random white boys on yubo.
Everyone looks down in shock wondering how they didn't notice after a 2-hour car ride. "Gurl u need some mental help.." Lizzy says while letting out a deep sigh. But Kelky seems relieved by the fact nobody has told her to leave yet. Everyone is now at the door of the very old mansion getting ready for Alex to open the door, "you guys ready to see the inside of our new home?" Alex asks with a grin, With everyone's bouncing head of approval, he slams open the door! *THUMP*. The door of this old cracked house fell off the rusty hinges due to the power of Alex's whack. "we will fix that later" he says while he turns his head to make sure everyone isn't running to catch the limo to leave, after reassuring everyone is still there he leads everyone into the living room. "I will now let yall explore the house, we already furnished it thanks to our song making some fat stacks so feel free to pick a bed." Alex after making the statement steps away to watch some tv while everyone explores. Alex notices a Roku remote that wasn't there before besides the tv, in fact, he didn't even buy a Roku..Out of suspicion, he turns the TV on with a press of a button. "Hey Alex I was wondering if-... dude what the fuck are you watching.." Paris confusingly says while tip-toeing down the stairs. Alex turns back to the tv to see a compilation of Troye Sivan showing his feet flash on the screen. "I- I- I DIDNT EVEN TURN THIS ON! SOMEONE WAS HERE BEFORE US!" Alex yells anxiously. Then Paris seems to get an idea from the expression on his face and runs to check every room. Then boom, there was Isaiah in the kitchen making a large load of fresh pasta. "Oh hey Paris! didn't know yall have arrived yet. you guys came just in time I'm almost done with dinner!" Isaiah looks up after her statement to see Paris in pure shock. "Damn you must really like pasta if it makes you that excited," she says also very confused. "Wh-Wh- when did you get here? I thought you said you couldn't come?" Paris looks at Isaiah still with that awkwardly shocked face. but before Isaiah could reply Paris yelps out another question, "and more importantly, since when did you have a f-f-foot fetish?" Isaiah looks confused then a sudden face of realization comes across her face. "OH! I needed a screenshot for a meme, dont worry I think feet r gross.." Isaiah shivers and almost gags at the thought of them.
