-Flake out of context-

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RandomAnoyingPerson: Bow down to me, im the real CharcoalTheTiger!!!

Charcoal: ._. Rly now

RandomAnoyingPerson: Do not talk back to me, and bow you peasant!!! >:)

Charcoal: (calls Flake) hey ummm.. I need yo back up weird lizard. Cause a friken karen is pretending to be me ;-;

~not even a milisecond later~

Flake: AhEm. Now now enderman tiger. Lemme put on my glasses so can see properly... (puts on goggles) Ooooh! Its a bitch!

RandomAnoyingPerson: >:,(

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Charcoal: hey Flake can i tell you a secret...?

Flake: yeee sure spit it out. -_-

Charcoal: *le inhale* im lesbian-

Flake: but i tought you were canadian ⊙_⊙

Charcoal: \proceeding....\

Charcoal.E.X.E has crashed.

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Flake: hey dré, hey techno

Dré and Techno: oi

Flake: i have a question.

Techno: go ahead

Flake: if my wife dies from orphan birth, does that mean i can press the charges on the orphan?

Techno: ¤_¤

Dré: *inconic wheeze*

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